Tag: john kasich

Kasich Out! One Man Standing!

Kasich is out! I guess he bit off more than he could chew! One man standing! OUR HERO! The People’s Champion! The RAREST of ALL! But who will eat during press conferences now??? Hopefully not Chris Christie! He needs to get in shape for his…

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My Fellow Ohioans… Please Learn Math.

The people of Ohio last night voted for a man for whom it is mathematically impossible to get the nomination. I would like to offer that this is not because we are completely retarded, but simply have a basic incapacity to do math. In order…

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Kasich Tries to Stump the Trump Over Glorious Putin Alliance

John Kasich has released a new attack video against Glorious Leader, focusing in on his emerging alliance with Glorious Leader (East). The video is titled “Trump-Putin 2016 – ‘Make Tyranny Great Again.'” The extremely poorly edited video features clips of Putin saying he likes Trump…

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