Tag: johnny depp

Johnny Wins.

I haven’t reported much on the Johnny Depp trial. I probably should have because it is relevant to my interests that this drug-addled life-failure guy completely destroyed a stupid bitch who tried to wreck him. But it was just kind of boring to me, and…

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Amber Heard Took a Crap in Johnny Depp’s Bed

Everyone is afraid to admit that they have problems with women, because they think that it means they are admitting to lacking masculinity. The weakest kinds of men are allowed to run around talking about “incels,” and no one is willing to speak out against…

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Weirdish: Johnny Depp Threatens to Assassinate Trump

Okay so as a person that has a pretty good understanding of Brandenburg v. Ohio and various other laws, I can say that this is not technically an assassination threat. In the legal sense. However, it definitely is an extremely inappropriate joke, which I would…

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Johnny Depp Sues Jew Managers for Ripping Him Off

Letting a bunch of Jews manage your money while you go off to party is so dumb only a celebrity could do it. Someone like Johnny Depp, with a pea-sized brain and no education, is a crippled gazelle for Hollywood’s apex predator. The (((Pirates of…

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