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Liberian Warlord Assassinated in Canada

“He killed my Ma, he killed my Pa, but I’ll still vote for him” Does anyone know why Canada needs to import third world warlords from Africa? I know you need Arabs to put meat on a stick, and Turks to make shaworma, and mestizos…

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Liberian Healthcare Workers to Strike Over Ebola Hazard Pay

Daily Slave October 13, 2014 Even if every single Liberian transformed into a brain eating zombie, banning air travel to Liberia would probably still be “racist.” Healthcare workers in Liberia will strike starting Monday as they demand hazard pay for dealing with Ebola-infected persons, their…

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Dumbass American Reporter Tests Positive for Ebola

Ashoka Mukpo: lol wtf were you doing in Africa, dumbass? That saddest of days has finally come: a man named “Ashoka Mukpo,” who the media is identifying as an “American,” has contracted Ebola. Mukpo, who was working as a freelance cameraman for NBC, tested positive…

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25,000 Africans Fail Admissions Test in Liberia

Týr Unity of Nobility September 11, 2013 Yeh dats racist all 100% failure rate. Not a single new student will be admitted into the University of Liberia this year after nearly 25,000 candidates failed the school’s admission exam. A university official said students who took…

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25,000 Fail Liberia College Entrance Exam

AP September 2, 2103 Mayne that tes bees rassis. After completing high school in June, 20-year-old Lawrence Bondo spent six weeks working with a private tutor to prepare for the University of Liberia’s entrance exam, focusing on the geometry he found so difficult. Bondo, though,…

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