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Disney Launches Anal Clothing Line for Faggot Children

The Walt Disney corporation reserves a right to violate the anuses of your children. Breitbart : As it continues to wage war against Florida’s Parental Rights in Education law, the Walt Disney Co. has launched an LGBTQ-themed apparel and accessories line called the “Disney Pride…

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No, Not Chadwick! Please, Anyone But Him!

2019 (left) vs 2020. Something dire has happened to our beloved Chadwick. May our hearts be upon him. New York Post : Chadwick Boseman sparked concern among fans when he posted a video of himself on Instagram and unwittingly revealed his notable weight loss. The…

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The Black Widow Trailer Doesn’t Look Bad

With its Marvel franchises, Disney made the most profitable series of blockbuster films in history by remaining more or less completely apolitical. There is of course nothing that is completely apolitical, but the films actually felt largely like the comic books I spent the 1990s…

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Jewish Comic Book Propagandist Stan Lee Finally Dies

He was 95 years old. How do these Jews live so long, while remaining weak and sickly the whole time? I’ve been sick and tired of Jew Hollywood’s constant stream of shitty superhero movies – they’re pumping out like, 3 of these every year now.…

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Mulatto Domino is the Best Part of Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2 is really an X-Force movie. X-Force #1, created by Rob Liefeld, debuted in 1991, when I was 7. Rob Liefeld is a really white guy, btw. And his books were made for white kids. In fact, all comic books were made for white…

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I Sure was Wrong About Black Panther

I pride myself on not making hard predictions, generally. But sometimes I do make hard predictions. I hard-predicted Black Panther, an all-black film, would hard-flop like the all-girls Ghostbusters remake flopped. Even more than I pride myself on not making hard predictions, I pride myself…

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O Thank You Jesus

We love you, Thanos. Infinity Gauntlet Nationalism NOW! Thanos has always been the true leader of the Alt-Right. That really should have been obvious from the beginning, as he is the one who controls the Infinity Gauntlet. How could we expect to stop these kikes…

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