Matt Gaetz hosted a Zero Hedge backed debate between libertarian Dave Smith and (allegedly non-Jewish) neocon global dominationist Robert Spencer this week. Overall, the debate is mundane and not worth watching. Probably, everyone is familiar with all of the content here, and these debates are…
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Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
In a bold move shocking to many Americans, former Congressman Matt Gaetz has undergone a dangerous procedure to splice alien DNA into his own body. It is believed that he underwent the procedure in order to gain more power which he will use in his…
Matt Gaetz “Pulls Out” of Attorney General Nomination Like It’s Some Teenage Slut!
What country was involved in this blackmail operation Matt? Will you name them? — Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) November 21, 2024 I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback – and the incredible support of so many. While the momentum was strong,…
Matt Gaetz Paid Two Adult Women Who Were Once Children for Sex, the Women Allege
Joel Leppard is the attorney for two women who testified before the House Ethics Committee about former Rep. Matt Gaetz’s conduct. Leppard said his clients told the committee that they were paid to have sex with Gaetz. One woman testified she witnessed Gaetz having sex…
Yonder Slut Tells Court She had Sex with Matt Gaetz When She Was a Tiny Child, Aged a Mere 17 Years
EXCLUSIVE: The woman at the center of the DOJ’s probe of Rep. Matt Gaetz testified to the House Ethics Committee that Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17 years old, sources say. President-elect Trump nominated Gaetz for attorney general Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/NqcLpD6Mhx — ABC…
ADL Claims Hero Attorney General Matt Gaetz is an Antisemite! Falsely Claims AGAIN They Did Not Murder Our Jesus!
Previously: BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen” Yo, I’m not big on Trump’s Jewish agenda, but I’m all-in for GAETZ. He’s a real one who is actually ready to start gassing kikes like there’s no tomorrow. I expect his…
More Okay Picks: Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence, Matt Gaetz for Attorney General
Thank you, @realDonaldTrump , for the opportunity to serve as a member of your cabinet to defend the safety, security and freedom of the American people. I look forward to getting to work. pic.twitter.com/YHhhzY0lNp — Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) November 13, 2024 It will be…
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen”
Trouble on Capitol Hill today as far-right Congressman was rushed to the hospital after having drown in Jewish semen. “I’ve seen a lot of Jewish semen in my day, but I have never seen that much in a man’s mouth,” said one Congressman who preferred…
Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
The House ethics committee is continuing to probe allegations that Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz “engaged in sexual misconduct and illicit drug use” and that he “sought to obstruct government investigations of his conduct.” @rachelvscott has more exclusive details. pic.twitter.com/kncba0lVdG — Good Morning America (@GMA) June…
Matt Gaetz Blasts Deranged Republican War Mongers, Calls Out Free Money for Jews
Matt Gaetz with a powerful speech giving it to the fake Republicans. “Don’t get me wrong I’d prefer to just fight the democrats but if the republicans are going to dress up like democrats in drag then I will lead the fight against them too!”…
Mike Johnson Elected Speaker
I don’t even think this is worth reporting, but I’m tired after writing an exhausting religious article, so hey – filler. RT : Congressman Mike Johnson of Louisiana, a staunch supporter of former US President Donald Trump, has been elected speaker of the US House…
Ukrainians Whining About McCarthy Ouster, Secret Deal Falling Through
So, here’s the short story: McCarthy was ousted because he made a secret deal with the Democrats to fund the Ukraine war forever. He told Matt Gaetz, and the American people, that he would “not have a blank check” for the Ukraine. Then, after obtaining…
Feinstein Dead, McCarthy First Ever Ousted Speaker – Who Cares?
Dianne Feinstein finally died after years of being rolled around in a wheelchair in a vegetive state to hold a Senate seat. Meanwhile, Kevin McCarthy, as the result of an attack by Matt Gaetz, became the first House Speaker in history to be forced out…
McCarthy Elected on 15th Vote, Gaetz Says He Got Everything He Wanted
Congratulations to Speaker Kevin McCarthy! In the 118th Congress, House Republicans will restore the People’s House and pass our Commitment to America. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/1uO9vq6YWg — House Republicans (@HouseGOP) January 7, 2023 Kevin McCarthy was finally elected Speaker of the House in an after midnight vote…
After 11 Votes, McCarthy Still Stuck at 200 – Continues to Refuse to Negotiate or Surrender
Kevin McCarthy’s war for the Speakership is very similar to his hero Vladimir Zelensky’s war for the Donbass. He is losing badly and has no path to victory, and yet he continues to refuse to negotiate or surrender. He’s now lost 11 votes. And he’s…
Kevin McCarthy Continues the Humiliation, Trump Taints Himself by Hitching to Sinking Ship
pic.twitter.com/pFhQPPATQK — Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) January 5, 2023 Kevin McCarthy is still losing very badly, with more and more members of Congress opposing his ascension to Speaker of the House. McCarthy did the 7th vote. He doesn’t have the votes. He has people out there…
If McCarthy Wants Peace, He’s Going to Have to Surrender the Donbass
Kevin McCarthy is barely hanging on to his bid for House Speaker, as many people do not want him. At time of writing, he’s gone through six votes and lost every time. He is not gaining any votes. If he is going to win, they…
Kevin McCarthy Totally Cockblocked from Speakership After Losing 3 Votes
Hardline Republicans repeatedly blocked Kevin McCarthy’s bid to lead their brand-new majority in the House, as he fell short of the 218 votes needed to succeed Democrat Nancy Pelosi as speaker https://t.co/y7tegb5zIy pic.twitter.com/lKVrZWaVdu — Reuters (@Reuters) January 4, 2023 Kevin McCarthy lost three separate votes…
Mitch McConnell Warns Against “Unacceptable” GOP Candidates
Mitch McConnell – who is believed to have once invited a handsome man in a wheelchair to an orgy – has warned Republicans that they cannot put forward “unacceptable” candidates. Speaking at a Kentucky forum event this week, McConnell said that the Republicans could lose…
“It’s a Fedsurrection” – Greene and Gaetz Hold Press Event Asking for Ray Epps Explanation
Yesterday, I wrote a low effort joke post that was not funny (on purpose) regarding the anniversary of the 1/6 massacre by MAGA revolutionaries. I’m just so tired of talking about it. Between the initial work that I did on the topic (beginning before it…














