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Afterlife News: Hell Now Only Accepts Homos

It’s about time Hell entered into the 21st century. Hell has always been a place with a disproportionately homo population. There’s no getting around it. After all, homos commit way more than their share of crimes and they love to sin all the time. Selfishness…

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Arab May be the Next Mayor of Berlin

Raed Saleh, a member of the center-left Social Democratic Party, is a Palestinian immigrant who moved from the West Bank to Berlin as a small boy. Great news: An Arab immigrant might become the next mayor of Berlin! How progressive we’ve become. After once viewing…

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The Golden Dawn’s Candidate for the Municipality of Athens

BlueEyesWhiteSlav Golden Dawn International News Room September 2, 2013 The General Secretary of Golden Dawn, our Leader, Nikos Michaloliakos has officially announced that comrade Ilias Kasidiaris will be our candidate for Athens on the municipal elections of 2014! The comrade has fought with valiantly within…

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Massachusetts: The Next Jewish State?

Four candidates are looking to make history by becoming the state’s first Jewish governor. Dina Kraft Haaretz August 10, 2013 Jew Steve Grossman The state treasurer, the founder of an airline, a doctor who served in the Obama administration and a medical services executive who…

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