Tag: memes

Mid-Week Meme Meltdown: The Joys of Anal Penetration

It’s that wonderful time of year again. That magical time when we celebrate the joys of a man ramming his penis, tongue, and fists into another man’s anus. We call this “love.” And we’re damn proud of it. It’s what America is all about. I…

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Memetic Monday: Filler Memes

Today was a filler news day, and now you’re getting filler memes. That having been said: our filler is still better than everyone else’s news. The biggest problem here is that I have a lot of Uvalde memes, which should have been posted as a…

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Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday

Monday – Bloody Monday. Is that an edgy joke about all these mass shootings? No, friend – it’s about the sweat of those who worked and died on Memorial Day or Labor Day or whatever this holiday is today. The post is late – if…

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Mid-Week Meme Madness: I Have No Content

As I explained yesterday, I don’t have any content. I don’t even have any mass shooter memes, except about the other mass shooter. Nothing about the Mexican tranny mass shooter. But anyway, these memes are okay. This is my favorite. Wait no. No, no. This…

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Memetic Monday: Put Your War Face On, Boy!

Joe Biden is marching us all off to a two-front World War in the name of gay anal democracy values. You know what that means? It means it’s time to get your war face on, boy. Wait, that’s not the war face meme… hold on……

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Memetic Monday: Special Tor Only Edition

Well, some group of Chinese Antifa race traitors spread a bunch of rumors about the site after that Buffalo shooting, and our domain was closed. Very sad. But you know what makes me happy? MEMES! We’ve got the best memes for you, folks – only…

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Memetic Monday: Monday Comes But Once a Week…

Well, it’s Monday, the beginning of yet another important week, and you know what that means: time to get out in the streets and fight for black people masks vaccines the Ukraine abortions. Current Thing is getting pretty exhausting. I’m actually thinking about taking up…

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Memetic Monday: The Musky Odor of Freedom

Okay, well, I don’t have anything to say. This is my editor’s pick of the week. Not exactly topical, I just thought it was the best. But this was my favorite topical meme. Lots of Elon stuff below. Post-Credits Scene What? pic.twitter.com/pTZIFmxbUy — APOCTOZ (@Apoctoz)…

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Midweek Memeout: Total Aryan Victory Edition

Total Aryan Victory in the Ukraine, Total Aryan Victory on the internet. Everything is coming up Total Aryan Victory. (This is filler.) Post-Credits Scene We used to have a philosopher culture pic.twitter.com/BBOOv3VaQk — Soylord 9001 𓆏🔮🧪🌚🚚 (@Soylent_Lament) April 2, 2022

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Memetic Monday: The Hustle Continues…

It’s Monday. I have a lot of memes today. I don’t even remember what happened the last week. I wasn’t drunk or anything, at least not totally – I just don’t even remember any of it. I mean, I remember personal things, but not the…

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Sunday Memes: A Memeful Sunday

Sunday Memes are not normal procedure here, but there is like, no good content today. There is no news and I don’t have the spiritual energy reserves to write some meaningful think piece. So you get memes. Come back tomorrow for more memes. Post-Credits Scene…

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Memetic Monday: This is Your Home Now.

Well, it’s Monday again. If you’re reading this, you’re still alive. You also still have an internet connection. So there’s that. This is my editor’s pick of the week: And the runner up: Here are the rest – edgy, boomer, racist, hateful, sexist, denialist, cringe,…

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I am the Machine Itself

I meant to write something important about something today, but I didn’t. Instead, I worked on a rambling thing I will post tomorrow. I write a lot. I want someone to take note of this, for the future. We’re approaching a NINE YEAR anniversary. I…

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Memetic Monday: Irish and Dogs Need Not Apply

During Cory Booker’s now infamous speech at the confirmation hearing for that black bitch, he rambled about the “experience of America” and the “promise of America becoming something it never was but which it was always truly meant to be.” Only a mulatto could have…

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Memetic Monday: Putin’s Tax on Brass

It’s been a long march through the Ides of March. I put this article off until the end of the day, and it’s already like noon in normal human time, so we better get down to brass taxes. First order: Why are the taxes on…

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