It’s that wonderful time of year again. That magical time when we celebrate the joys of a man ramming his penis, tongue, and fists into another man’s anus. We call this “love.” And we’re damn proud of it. It’s what America is all about. I…
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Memetic Monday: Filler Memes
Today was a filler news day, and now you’re getting filler memes. That having been said: our filler is still better than everyone else’s news. The biggest problem here is that I have a lot of Uvalde memes, which should have been posted as a…
Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
Monday – Bloody Monday. Is that an edgy joke about all these mass shootings? No, friend – it’s about the sweat of those who worked and died on Memorial Day or Labor Day or whatever this holiday is today. The post is late – if…
Mid-Week Meme Madness: I Have No Content
As I explained yesterday, I don’t have any content. I don’t even have any mass shooter memes, except about the other mass shooter. Nothing about the Mexican tranny mass shooter. But anyway, these memes are okay. This is my favorite. Wait no. No, no. This…
Memetic Monday: Put Your War Face On, Boy!
Joe Biden is marching us all off to a two-front World War in the name of gay anal democracy values. You know what that means? It means it’s time to get your war face on, boy. Wait, that’s not the war face meme… hold on……
Memetic Monday: Special Tor Only Edition
Well, some group of Chinese Antifa race traitors spread a bunch of rumors about the site after that Buffalo shooting, and our domain was closed. Very sad. But you know what makes me happy? MEMES! We’ve got the best memes for you, folks – only…
Memetic Monday: Monday Comes But Once a Week…
Well, it’s Monday, the beginning of yet another important week, and you know what that means: time to get out in the streets and fight for black people masks vaccines the Ukraine abortions. Current Thing is getting pretty exhausting. I’m actually thinking about taking up…
Midweek Meme Madness: Everybody Aboard the Next Current Thing
It’s a good week in America – we’ve got a brand new current thing. The whole standing with Ukraine thing was becoming a bit of a drag – thankfully, we can now officially drop that and start talking nonstop about abortion. The left and right…
Memetic Monday: The Musky Odor of Freedom
Okay, well, I don’t have anything to say. This is my editor’s pick of the week. Not exactly topical, I just thought it was the best. But this was my favorite topical meme. Lots of Elon stuff below. Post-Credits Scene What? pic.twitter.com/pTZIFmxbUy — APOCTOZ (@Apoctoz)…
Midweek Memeout: Total Aryan Victory Edition
Total Aryan Victory in the Ukraine, Total Aryan Victory on the internet. Everything is coming up Total Aryan Victory. (This is filler.) Post-Credits Scene We used to have a philosopher culture pic.twitter.com/BBOOv3VaQk — Soylord 9001 𓆏🔮🧪🌚🚚 (@Soylent_Lament) April 2, 2022
Memetic Monday: The Hustle Continues…
It’s Monday. I have a lot of memes today. I don’t even remember what happened the last week. I wasn’t drunk or anything, at least not totally – I just don’t even remember any of it. I mean, I remember personal things, but not the…
Sunday Memes: A Memeful Sunday
Sunday Memes are not normal procedure here, but there is like, no good content today. There is no news and I don’t have the spiritual energy reserves to write some meaningful think piece. So you get memes. Come back tomorrow for more memes. Post-Credits Scene…
Memetic Monday: Slipping and Sliding and Staying on Top
I feel healed after Easter. I’m really trying to focus on joyfulness in my personal life, as I don’t think it is easy to justify one’s own existence without joyfulness. I aim to use the site to communicate that more, even while we are dealing…
Memetic Monday: This is Your Home Now.
Well, it’s Monday again. If you’re reading this, you’re still alive. You also still have an internet connection. So there’s that. This is my editor’s pick of the week: And the runner up: Here are the rest – edgy, boomer, racist, hateful, sexist, denialist, cringe,…
Memetic Monday: Sorry, We’re All Out of Memes
We were selling memes at such a discount, we totally sold out of memes. Now all we have a a few slightly funny or witty images, most of which are not good. This is my editor’s pick: Here are the rest.
Mid-Week Meme Madness: Praying for Nuclear Fire on the Eve of More Faggot Bullshit
I always thought “hump day” was a terrible term. Then I realized that the sexualization of language was a terrible crime against language. Then I remembered my grandma saying: “‘Gay’ means happy. Do you think those queers are happy, with all those diseases, dying all…
I am the Machine Itself
I meant to write something important about something today, but I didn’t. Instead, I worked on a rambling thing I will post tomorrow. I write a lot. I want someone to take note of this, for the future. We’re approaching a NINE YEAR anniversary. I…
Memetic Monday: Irish and Dogs Need Not Apply
During Cory Booker’s now infamous speech at the confirmation hearing for that black bitch, he rambled about the “experience of America” and the “promise of America becoming something it never was but which it was always truly meant to be.” Only a mulatto could have…
Memetic Monday: Putin’s Tax on Brass
It’s been a long march through the Ides of March. I put this article off until the end of the day, and it’s already like noon in normal human time, so we better get down to brass taxes. First order: Why are the taxes on…
After Seeing Graph, Redditors Decide to Go Fight in Yemen Instead – Denounced as Anti-Semites, Banned
The “Reddit Rambo Brigade” has moved from r/VolunteersForUkraine to r/VolunteersForYemen after seeing the following graph: The graph shows that while only a few dozen children have been killed in Ukraine, hundreds of thousands have been killed in Yemen. Users began posting images of the devastation…




















