Tag: memes

Revenge of Memetic Monday!

bbs telling Anglin to bring back Memetic Monday. As you know, we haven’t had a Memetic Monday in a while, because Joe quit because his internet was really slow because he lives in a treehouse in a field in the wilderness of Utah. And unlike…

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Memetic Tuesday: Reluctant Relinquishment

It’s not Monday, but that’s okay. We have ducks. If you came here looking for ducks, you’re good. If you were looking for other things, you’d best look elsewhere. Just keep looking around, that’s my advice. If you’ve lost six million things, you’ll find them…

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Memetic Monday: Dog Days of Dog Whistles

It’s Monday, and the first day of current year’s seventh month is upon us. Phonetically, it’s pronounced “jew- lie .” It is somewhat surprising that this overtly anti-Semitic month-name has not yet been changed. What if other months were named “Niggersteal,” “Pajeetpoo,” and/or “Arabgoatrape”? This…

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Memetic Monday: Moustachioed Malefaction

It’s Monday, and the word of the day is “moustache.” “Mustache” is also acceptable. Both spellings are correct. There aren’t many words like that, right? Likewise, there aren’t many m(o)ustaches quite like John Bolton’s. The US National Security Adviser is a proud recipient of the…

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Memetic Tuesday: Clown World Order

It’s Monday… or whatever day it is… and the faggots are out in full force. We’re supposed to all be like, “Wow, you do man-on-man buttsex and/or unshaven armpit-enhanced carpet-munching?!? You are so brave and stunning and represent a glorious image of this nation’s bright…

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Memetic Tuesday: Jew-Jabbin’ June Edition

It’s TUESDAY, which means it’s time for Memetic Monday. Once again, the reason for this disconnect can be summed up in two words: rural internet. It’s been bad, but whatever. The latest symbols of hatred have been very good. I’ll be brief this week. When…

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Memetic Monday: Give Hate a Chance

It’s Monday, the 27th day of May. 923 years ago on this day, someone did something . Count Emicho had a lot of energy. Nearly a thousand years later, people are still doing things. These things are a bit different, however. Today’s world is certainly…

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Memetic Monday: A Similar Set of Seven Days

It’s Monday, and here we go again. How was your week, frens? If you enjoy happenings, I can only offer my sympathy; nothing truly catastrophic or revolutionary has happened. If you enjoy the status quo, good for you; you’ll have a few non-stories to share…

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Memetic Monday: Hands of Hatred

It’s Monday the 13th of May. Today’s birthdays are Stephen Colbert (55), Luciana Berger (38) and Dennis Rodman (58). Honk. #3 result: “Hot”? Alright! Fire up the ovens! Gas first though, obviously. Again: If you want to do the full “oven and gas” combo, gas…

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Memetic Monday: May Multi-Culti Mayhem

It’s Monday, and the lunacy persists. One week in Clown World has ended, and another has begun. Dystopia is our Greatest Strength. Do you feel the vibrant enrichment? We have arrived. We are at a nexus where intellectual and spiritual enlightenment both intersect with peace…

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Memetic Tuesday: Pursuit of Perfection

It’s Monday Tuesday again in Clown World. Honk. Another fine week of adventures. Also, another week where I struggle with scraping together some kind of narrative. One thing I will say is this: “I would like very much to be a perfect man.” Not just…

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Memetic Monday: Easter Worshipper Edition

It’s Monday, and a sad time for those who worship Easter. Nearly 300 are reported dead in Sri Lanka following bomb attacks made against several Easter shrines. This series of attacks occur just days after a destructive fire charred a historic Easter House of Worship.…

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Memetic Monday: Mid-April MIGA Mediocrity

It’s Monday, and a recent space adventure ended in tragedy . The tragedy resulted in approximately 99.92% of the world’s population experiencing euphoric smugness. Two days earlier, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on White Nationalism . Various aspiring rappers were joined by a…

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Memetic Monday: Blormferzog

‘Twas Monday, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the hook-nosed, As the meme wraths outgrabe. ‘Beware the Blormferzog, my son! The jews that kike, the kikes that kvetch! Beware the Judenberg, and shun The frumious Yentasnatch!’ He…

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