We’ve been getting complaints about Friday Memes being too far away, so we’ve moved it to Thursday in celebration of Halloween. Furthermore, the news sucks and I can’t write anything good right now. I was gonna write a story about a nigga so rich he…
It’s Monday again, apparently. I didn’t know that until earlier, but it is Monday. I know it now. What a mess. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner-Up: The Primo Collection:
Sort of boring news this week. I don’t really care about that faggot Elon Musk, and nothing much is happening with the wars. Election news feels like spam. So, memes? This one got me: Here’s a hundred or so, most of which are okay. FILE…
Eyyyy. Here were are, back again. Another Monday for all you Mondayers out there who can’t get enough of Mondays. Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: Without further ado, onto the Primo Collection:
These are sort of old. But it’s fine. I had them. I wrote a thing about gays today that was okay. That thing about Asmongold was a mess tho. Whatever. So it goes. I do my best, bro.
This better be good because the rest of the site was complete garbage today. But it’s not good. There are 2-4 people whose $500 calls I still haven’t done. I will do that this week, fear not. I’m finishing it off and then never doing…
Hey, sorry this is late. And I’m late for work today (although only Europeans and Asians and lunatics who stay up all night will notice). A bear was chasing me through the woods and I had to hide in a cave last night and the…
A close friend of mine who I’d known since gradesschool once tried to tell me “Thursday is not midweek.” So you know what I did? I shot him right in his belly with my Glock 45. When he was bleeding out, I bent down and…
I had some troubles. Fun troubles, but still. I’m working my way through the calls. I’m just about finished. If you didn’t get a message yet I can tell you: you will get one this week. Then I’m going to do another money drive. We…
I’m doing the rest of the $500/hr phone calls. I’ve already begun today. If you’ve already paid or were trying to pay, I will get to you shortly. For everyone else: it’s going to be a lot more expensive next time, because this is way…
Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just…
Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just…
On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been…
I know I’ve been lax on memes lately. It’s because I didn’t feel like doing it. This week, I felt like doing it. Here we go. Get ready. We’re going.
Remember when boomers were making jokes about “I identify as” and then callous millennials started making jokes about their jokes, saying “‘I identify as an attack helicopter’? okay boomer, that sucks”? Then remember the millennials making fun of the original joke were actually more annoying,…
You’re gonna get this one from me 3 times a year, regardless. Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends. It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love. But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good…
America is not an idea. If you think it is then go start “America” somewhere else. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mStUz4rUBa — McEntee 2028 (@McEntee2028) August 1, 2024 Yeah, okay. Didn’t do memes this week. Actually, I did, because I’m doing them now, and this is still “this…
Mementic Monday is temporarily changing its name to “Memes Today” because week’s memes are so bad, it would sully he “Memetic Monday” brand. This are some really terrible memes. You might find a laugh or two, just as you might find a German shepherd or…
Don’t ever worry about things you can’t control. All that does is take away energy from changing things you can control. Specifically, the only thing you can control is your own decisions. And just remember: whatever happens from here on out, I will always love…
Nothing ever happens. I’m sure everyone wanted a lot of Trump memes. I was pretty big on Hauk Tuah myself. Quite frankly. I was, I think like everyone, very burned out on the fat doomer girl sex memes.
