Okay, well. I’ve got a meme list this week. After popular demand. Very, very popular. People are demanding that Joe Isolated come back and take up his former duties, and there was even a major protest outside his house. I was gonna do a horse…
Joe quit doing Memetic Monday because of his terrible internet . Then we tried to crowdfund it . Then I tried to do it myself . It’s all just been straight downhill. So now, “Memetic Monday” is being replaced with “Monday Meme” – as in…
Because you demanded it… And certainly not because I wanted to do it. Please remember to give me money . Please. Remember that.
bbs telling Anglin to bring back Memetic Monday. As you know, we haven’t had a Memetic Monday in a while, because Joe quit because his internet was really slow because he lives in a treehouse in a field in the wilderness of Utah. And unlike…
It’s not Monday, but that’s okay. We have ducks. If you came here looking for ducks, you’re good. If you were looking for other things, you’d best look elsewhere. Just keep looking around, that’s my advice. If you’ve lost six million things, you’ll find them…
It’s Monday, and the first day of current year’s seventh month is upon us. Phonetically, it’s pronounced “jew- lie .” It is somewhat surprising that this overtly anti-Semitic month-name has not yet been changed. What if other months were named “Niggersteal,” “Pajeetpoo,” and/or “Arabgoatrape”? This…
It’s Monday, and the word of the day is “moustache.” “Mustache” is also acceptable. Both spellings are correct. There aren’t many words like that, right? Likewise, there aren’t many m(o)ustaches quite like John Bolton’s. The US National Security Adviser is a proud recipient of the…
It’s Monday… or whatever day it is… and the faggots are out in full force. We’re supposed to all be like, “Wow, you do man-on-man buttsex and/or unshaven armpit-enhanced carpet-munching?!? You are so brave and stunning and represent a glorious image of this nation’s bright…
It’s TUESDAY, which means it’s time for Memetic Monday. Once again, the reason for this disconnect can be summed up in two words: rural internet. It’s been bad, but whatever. The latest symbols of hatred have been very good. I’ll be brief this week. When…
It’s Monday, the 27th day of May. 923 years ago on this day, someone did something . Count Emicho had a lot of energy. Nearly a thousand years later, people are still doing things. These things are a bit different, however. Today’s world is certainly…
It’s Monday, and here we go again. How was your week, frens? If you enjoy happenings, I can only offer my sympathy; nothing truly catastrophic or revolutionary has happened. If you enjoy the status quo, good for you; you’ll have a few non-stories to share…
It’s Monday the 13th of May. Today’s birthdays are Stephen Colbert (55), Luciana Berger (38) and Dennis Rodman (58). Honk. #3 result: “Hot”? Alright! Fire up the ovens! Gas first though, obviously. Again: If you want to do the full “oven and gas” combo, gas…
It’s Monday, and the lunacy persists. One week in Clown World has ended, and another has begun. Dystopia is our Greatest Strength. Do you feel the vibrant enrichment? We have arrived. We are at a nexus where intellectual and spiritual enlightenment both intersect with peace…
It’s Monday Tuesday again in Clown World. Honk. Another fine week of adventures. Also, another week where I struggle with scraping together some kind of narrative. One thing I will say is this: “I would like very much to be a perfect man.” Not just…
It’s Monday, and a sad time for those who worship Easter. Nearly 300 are reported dead in Sri Lanka following bomb attacks made against several Easter shrines. This series of attacks occur just days after a destructive fire charred a historic Easter House of Worship.…
It’s Monday, and a recent space adventure ended in tragedy . The tragedy resulted in approximately 99.92% of the world’s population experiencing euphoric smugness. Two days earlier, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on White Nationalism . Various aspiring rappers were joined by a…
‘Twas Monday, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the hook-nosed, As the meme wraths outgrabe. ‘Beware the Blormferzog, my son! The jews that kike, the kikes that kvetch! Beware the Judenberg, and shun The frumious Yentasnatch!’ He…
It’s Monday – and it’s the first day of April, too. This means I have two more weeks to get my taxes done. Some people call it procrastination; I call it planning ahead. The money’s being spent on useful things, right? Right. 🏳🌈🔯🌈 Anyway. I…
It’s Monday, and I can’t even. There’s this situation going on where we have collectively condemned the Potato-in-Chief for his MIGA agenda. Meanwhile, the Mueller investigation has determined that there is no evidence of a “Russian collusion.” Blormf has been cleared of the false charges…
It’s Monday, and some people are very unhappy. Don’t be one of those people. You can if you want, of course – but you don’t have to. Keep these wise words in mind: Absolutely part and parcel. Living in a big city increases your chances…
