Tag: military

Will America Lay Minefields to Protect Its Borders?

If anti-personnel mines are good enough to protect your bedroom, why wouldn’t they be good enough to protect our country? America needs to protect its southern border from Mexicans and other assorted brown people pouring in at an alarming rate to sell our kids drugs…

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America’s New Fighter Plane is Complete Garbage

Trump campaigned on a promise to make anime real. So we need to scrap the F-35 and replace it with flying anime girls. Is it very important that America’s aircraft work flawlessly and have top notch specs? Not really. After all, America has pretty much…

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Airman Demoted for Not Hating His Race

What? I thought the Airforce was supposed to be based. Did my education in 80s movies betray me again? There was a time, long ago, when faggots weren’t accepted in the military. But in the current year, it’s the other way around – anyone who…

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Shock as US Isn’t Really Leaving Syria After All

The iron-clad law of the Universe goes thusly: whenever the US invades a country, it never leaves. And the second law of the Universe is that when Donald Trump says or tweets something, you can safely assume that only 10% of what he’s promising will…

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Merkel On-Board with European Army Project

The US and Russia better watch out, the Euro army is coming for us. Macron wants a European army , Putin has endorsed the idea , and now Merkel is on-board as well. Sounds like this is a done deal. I think Trump should really…

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NYT: US Soldiers Enlist to Die for Israel, Not Defend Our Borders

What are the president's priorities? https://t.co/oztmlc53oX pic.twitter.com/IX6iIK4xE4 — NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) November 1, 2018 This cartoon is on the New York Times website . I literally can’t even. These kikes are hitting levels of self-delusion that shouldn’t even be possible. They think actual servicemen are…

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