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Missouri: 15-Year-Old Dies Suddenly During Sports Practice

It’s normal. Shut up you evil theorist. Daily Mail : A Missouri high school football player has tragically died after suffering a medical emergency after practice in 100-degree heat earlier this week. The student, a sophomore at Shawnee Mission Northwest High School in Kansas City,…

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19-Year-Old Mormon Suddenly Drops Dead for No Reason

Quite frankly, I don’t think Japan needed any more Mormon missionaries. That said, we do have to ask: why would a 19-year-old boy drop dead for no reason? The only possible explanation is global warming. Daily Mirror : A Mormon teenager suddenly collapsed on the…

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