I remember when my high school teacher told the class not to destroy bus shelters because people needed to use them for public transport. All of us erupted into a unified “OHHH!” at this revelation, then made several notes with words such as “bad” and…
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UK: Terror Threat Reaches All-Time High as Caliphate Grows Stronger
Remember the big twist at the end of M. Night Streetshitter’s The Sixth Sense, where it is revealed that Bruce Willis’ character, Dr. Malcolm Crowe, was John McClane all along? Most of us know at least one person who says, “yeah, I totally predicted it,”…
YES! Swedish Football Tournament Bans “Haram” Pork from Menu
At a time when most Europeans are forsaking their spiritual traditions in favor of atheism, Swedes are attempting to swim in the opposite direction. We can learn a lot from these people, you know. They understand the need to preserve their Islamic roots. Voice of…
Berlin: Irate Islamics Attack Skaven Moneylenders for Listening to Hebrew Pop
If you’d asked me to name the biggest benefits of diversity last year, I’d have probably gone with “ethnic food,” “international cuisine” and “borderless gastronomy.” In that order. Nowadays, I’m convinced that diversity’s biggest benefit its ability to transform our drab, colorless cities into vibrant…
Civic Nationalists Rejoice! Denmark Bans the Burka
Denmark is treading on dangerous ground here. Once Sweden finds out that Swedish women are banned from visiting Copenhagen while dressed in their favorite garb, there’s gonna be trucks of peace friggin’ everywhere. Breitbart : The traditional Islamic burqa and niqab veils have been banned…
Swedish Airports Encourage Nubile Kebabesses to Hide Spoons in Underwear
Swedish airports used to be boring and predictable places to work. Security would sit at their desks all day, twiddling their thumbs as hundreds of law-abiding Swedes passed in and out of the buildings without plotting a single bombing, drug run or 9/11. Multiculturalism changed…
German State to Give Residence Permits to Illegal Immigrants Who Suffer from “Right-Wing Violence”
After breaking into Germany, plundering its resources and gang raping a few white schoolgirls, most 32-year-old child refugees from Syria quite rightly believe that they’ve earned the right to citizenship. And while 99% of Germans are happy to welcome these vibrants into their rainbow nation,…
Wales to Open Its First Ever Female Genital Mutilation Clinic
Many nationalists believe that Wales is the United Kingdom’s last bastion of sanity. And yes, it’s true that little ol’ Cymru lacks the extreme poz of England, the ultra liberal politics of Scotland and the religious turmoil of Northern Ireland. Not to mention that the…
Uppity Kebabess Whines That There are Too Many Finns in Finland
Finland has a problem on its hands: it’s infested with Finns. No one knows how it happened. They just showed up one day and never left. Finnish men, Finnish women, even – *gag* – Finnish children. Millions of them, speaking in that weird language of…
Fat Kebabess Becomes First Miss England Contestant to Wear a Hijab
Despite England’s unquenchable thirst for multiculturalism, its annual Miss England pageant has remained mostly English over the decades. Other than in 2005, when a Uzbekistani model won the title, and in 2009, when a light-skinned mulatto won the title, all of the pageant’s winners have…
Gang of Cane-Twirling Oxford Men Found Guilty of Abusing Schoolgirls
Oh, ye fine Oxford men… what were you thinking? Steeped in history and enshrined in academic prestige, Oxford is one of the world’s most famous university cities. It was the place where JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings. It was the city of…
YES! Sweden Could Raise Taxes Even Higher to Pay for Its Booming Haji Population
Sweden is like an engorged tick clinging to the back of Europe. This greedy bastard wants all the diversity for himself, you see, and though he has become fat and spoiled from constant feeding, he can’t stop helping himself to that sweet, sweet enrichment. We…












