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I Hope Superman is Good

The final trailer for James Gunn’s Superman was released this week, and I do hope it is good. I’m sure six million people can inform me that Superman was created by the Jews. Yes, I am aware. However, he is a hopeful American superhero, and…

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RIP David Lynch

David Lynch has died at the age of 78. Although he had emphysema from nearly 70 years of smoking, it appears that his death ultimately came as a result of being forced to flee the LA fires. But yes, he was going to die either…

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RARBG Closes Because of the Ukraine War or Something

The world’s best torrent website, RARBG, has closed unexpectedly. They posted a message about how they don’t have any money and all their employees died from coronavirus or went to fight in the war. Firstly, let’s just be clear – no one died from the…

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RARBG Closed Because of the Ukraine War or Something

The world’s best bittorrent website, RARBG, has closed unexpectedly. They posted a message about how they don’t have any money and all their employees died from coronavirus or went to fight in the war. Firstly, let’s just be clear – no one died from the…

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What Would It be Like If Adults Ran the US Government?

This is an interview with Sergei Lavrov, Russia’s top diplomat. He talks about nuclear war. I don’t totally agree with him about nuclear war, because I am pro-nuclear war. But after watching American politicians, and then watching this guy, he almost seems like he’s a…

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Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman in Russia

Jokes on you, Jews. No one wanted to watch this shit anyway. It looks horrible. Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he can just keep walking forward after taking hits from high-powered rounds. He’s not Superman. So…

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