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The Joker is My Other Favorite Comic Book Character

The Joker is my other favorite comic book character. He has never been portrayed properly on film. Everyone was all into Heath Ledger as the Joker. I’m not even really sure that his performance would have been so celebrated had he not died. It was…

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Oscars Get BLACKED Yet Again

For years, people on Twitter were saying “#OscarsSoWhite,” claiming that the majority of people winning the ostensibly prestigious Hollywood awards were white. Of course, the people on Twitter refused to acknowledge that the Oscars were much more JEWISH than “white,” and if you tried to…

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Captain Marvel Chick Tells Her White Male Fans to Fuck Off

You can just feel the absolute loathing this roastie has for the soyboy base that still watches capeshit. Fox News : Ahead of the upcoming release of “Captain Marvel,” actress and star Brie Larson reportedly chose a female journalist who has cerebral palsy to interview…

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Put the ‘Tards in the Movies Now!

We should unironically be for putting ‘tards and other non-photogenic people in movies. I think you know where I’m going with this, but I can’t claim credit for the idea. The recent trials and tribulations of Bryan Cranston inspired my idea. RT : Actor Bryan…

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Moving On, However…

As you may have noticed, I’ve been rereading the Dune series. I haven’t read them in like, ten years. And I think that at least the first one it is the white man’s duty to read every 5 years. Anyway, I was picturing Paul Muad’Dib…

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Mulatto Domino is the Best Part of Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2 is really an X-Force movie. X-Force #1, created by Rob Liefeld, debuted in 1991, when I was 7. Rob Liefeld is a really white guy, btw. And his books were made for white kids. In fact, all comic books were made for white…

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I Sure was Wrong About Black Panther

I pride myself on not making hard predictions, generally. But sometimes I do make hard predictions. I hard-predicted Black Panther, an all-black film, would hard-flop like the all-girls Ghostbusters remake flopped. Even more than I pride myself on not making hard predictions, I pride myself…

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