I’m told DeSean Jackson apologized to Jeff Lurie and Howie Roseman today I’m told the Eagles told DeSean he needs to be active to promote equality DeSean and his reps have spoken to Rabbi Doniel Grodnitzky of Chabad Young Philly to help and DeSean will…
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Negro Sportsballer Millions in Debt After Making $100 Million Playing Sportsball
This is not a new story. This happens to virtually every single multi-millionaire negro sportsballer. We are now having allegedly serious discussions about awarding the negro people with “reparations” for the fact that their ancestors were slaves hundreds of years ago. The fact of reality…
Negro Handegg Star Convicted of Raping a 58-Year-Old Homeless Woman
Kellen Winslow Jr. This ball ape was earning over $40 million a year at the peak of his career. With money like that, why did he feel the need to rape a homeless woman? Simple: because while a man can upgrade a lot of things…
NFL Silverbacker Chimps Out on White NYPD Sergeant While Contained in Holding Cell
Trevor Bates, left, and James O’Brien. This might be the most quintessentially Wakandan thing I’ve read all month. The NFL really does bring out the wild in the dindu. The funniest part is the reason why Bates – a multi-millionaire linebacker – was in the…
Negro Felon League Week 12 & 13: Free Tickets Can’t Even Fill a Stadium
NFL teams are continuing to have an extremely difficult time filling their stadiums with fans. It’s fair to say that the cultural significance of the league is in decline. This is largely due to the rampant Africanization of the league. Stadium attendance for the National…
Negro Felon League Week 10 & 11: Condi Rice for Cleveland Head Coach!
If you thought the Negro Felon League was a joke before, just imagine if they go through with making the empowered Negress Condoleezza Rice the Cleveland Browns’ next head coach! Since there wasn’t a ton of information posted on the tubes about the sad state…
Negro Felon League Week 9: Kneeling Cheerleader and Cell Phone Touchdown Celebration
In the NFL, White female reporters are commonly interviewing Negro football players even though they can barely speak a word of proper English. This wouldn’t be done by design would it? With all the excitement surrounding the midterms, I almost forgot about football. Unfortunately, yes:…
Negro Felon League Week 8: Black Footballers Arrested Over $64K Unpaid Bar Tab
These four Negro football players for the Jacksonville Jaguars got arrested after trying to walk out on a huge bar tab at a London night club. This is your weekly report documenting the insanity that is the National Football League otherwise known as the Negro…
Negro Felon League Week 7: More Enthusiasm for Trump’s Rallies than Football Games
We’re back with another report detailing the sad state of affairs that is the National Football League otherwise known as the Negro Felon League. Based on the attendance of these games, it is safe to say that there’s more enthusiasm for Donald Trump’s political rallies…
Negro Felon League Week 6: Empty Stadiums the New Normal
Pictured above is your average National Football League player. Out of all the Negro players in the league, he is definitely one of the most civilized and a pillar of the local community. This is your weekly reminder that the National Football League, otherwise known…
Negro Felon League Week 5: Empty Seat Circus Continues
White men should not be wasting their time watching a sports league that features African savages chasing after an oval shaped pig bladder. Week 5 of the Negro Felon League season has come and gone. The one thing that has remained constant throughout the season…
Negro Felon League Week 4: Empowered Team of Womyn Announcing Games Now!
The Negro Felon League now has a team of empowered womyn doing commentary for monkey ball games. This is a great way to further alienate White males who used to be the NFL’s core audience. Just when you thought the National Football League more popularly…
Negro Felon League Week 3: Tackling the Quarterback is Illegal Now!
Not only is the Negro Felon League still filled with Negro felons, but White linebackers are no longer allowed to tackle the opposing team’s quarterback! It’s no wonder why there’s so many empty seats! Week 3 of the Negro Felon League season has come and…
Negro Felon League Week 2: Crazy Nigga Retires at Halftime!
The second week of the football season was not a good one! Look at all those empty seats! The National Football League, more popularly referred to among patriotic Americans as the Negro Felon League, continues to have some serious problems. As expected, attendance for the…
Negro Felon League Week 1: More National Anthem Protests and Empty Seats!
As you can see, not much has changed with the Negro Felon League from last season! After a poorly rated Thursday night football game to open the 2018 season, the Negro Felon League has clearly gotten off to a rough start. The President of the…
Negro Felon League’s Opening Regular Season Game Receives Horrible Ratings
Low ratings for the opening regular season game prove that people are increasingly less enthusiastic about watching low IQ monkeys chase after a brown egg shaped pig bladder. The football league of Negro felons held their opening regular season game this past Thursday evening. The…
Negro Felon League Preseason Kicks Off with More National Anthem Protests
National anthem protests and black power salutes plagued the first series of NFL preseason games. This continued disrespect of America by these filthy apes is unacceptable. The National Football League, more commonly referred to as the Negro Felon League, had its first series of preseason…
NFL is No Longer Forcing Players to Stand During the National Anthem
The NFL is called the Negro Felon League because many of the players are Negroes who have broken the law by committing felonies. The National Football League, more commonly referred to as the Negro Felon League, just announced that they are suspending their new national…
Negro Felon League Free Agent Arrested for Public Drunkenness, Punching Cop
Yeah but does he throw ball good? Good ball throwing is all that matters. CBS : An NFL free agent has been arrested here in Pittsburgh and charged, after he allegedly punched a Pittsburgh Police officer several times at a downtown hotel early Monday morning.…
Negro Felon League: Championship Games Decline in Ratings
Even in a league dominated by monkeys the White master race prevails! This past weekend the Negro Felon League held their conference championship games. As predicted, the ratings were down from last year’s contests. Chicago Tribune : More than 40 million people watched the NFL’s…



















