Tag: new hampshire

Democrats are the Real Transphobes

New Hampshire may seem picturesque… but no picture is picturesque without a bunch of trannies. And Sharia Law. It’s really the Democrats who are holding back progress on trans-liberation. The GOP is pushing for taxcuts for gender-reassignment surgery, because they truly care about trannies. The…

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Global Warming Hoaxers Deserve to be Gassed

This is what the Northeastern United States looks like thanks to global warming! For decades we’ve heard about the perils of global warming. We were told that the planet was transforming into an oven because of fossil fuel emissions and that this would cause the…

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We Got the Best Win We Could Have Imagined

After the depressing debacle in Iowa, where evangelical villagers voted for the snakelike weasel and hammer of the Jews Ted Cruz, we last night won a victory better than any victory we could have asked for. Not only did we win first place by double…

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HuffPo Lost It Over Trump Victory

One of the most rewarding things about last night’s victory was the reaction of our enemies. This reaction was epitomized by the Huffington Post putting the words “NH GOES RACIST SEXIST XENOPHOBIC” in gigantic red ALL CAPS BRO across their front page. It shows total…

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Today is New Hampshire Day [UPDATE – TOTAL VICTORY]

UPDATE 8:49 EST – HuffPo Looses Their Shit! HA! UPDATE 8:20 EST – TOTAL VICTORY, ALL ENEMIES BTFO We’ve doubled the numbers of our closest competitor, some guy I’ve never heard of before. Quite possibly, the finishing numbers will be even more extreme. It was…

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Full New Hampshire Debate

Here’s last night’s debate in New Hampshire. I’ll give you one guess who won. In other interesting debate news, Chris Christie tried to eat the gay Mexican Marco Rubio. Marco was all greased up, however, and was able to wiggle out of Christie’s mouth. The…

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Latest New Hampshire Poll: Trump 38%, Cruz 12%

UMASS has a new New Hampshire poll out, surveys taken between January 30 and February 1 ( full data here ). Conservative Treehouse makes these neat graphics for all the polls. Iowa obviously disappointed us all. But we need to understand that polls were for…

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Glorious Leader in New Hampshire – With Queen Ann!

Our Glorious Leader returns to New Hampshire, bringing with him the awesome “Auntie Semite” Ann Coulter! Here’s Ann’s intro. And the full Trump speech. After watching this, I am officially over Iowa. Trump wasn’t supposed to win with those evangelical cucks anyway. He did better…

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Take Heed, Brothers: We are Still in Charge

Though symbolically, the Iowa situation is disappointing, in practical reality it means basically nothing. We got a very close second place, getting 7 delegates instead of 8. The last two election cycles, the winners in Iowa did not secure the nomination – Huckabee in 08,…

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Spot the Hidden “Racism” – Win Big Prizes

Modern Heretic June 16, 2015 Still more fun than those “magic eye” images. If you are White the only acceptable attitude toward your unique and precious genetic heritage is to be deeply ashamed of it and constantly attempt ham-handed atonement for it. Even the slightest…

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