Once again, I am here for a 3,500 word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me. No, no. I won’t do that again today. Though that piece will be included in Lit 101…
Tag: new york
Bird Genocide: NY Shuts Down Live Bird Markets to “Curb the Spread” of “Bird Flu”
Inspectors have detected seven cases of bird flu in poultry during routine inspections at live bird markets in the Bronx, Brooklyn, and Queens. While the threat to public health remains low, we’re taking action to curb any further transmission and protect New Yorkers. pic.twitter.com/1UQoMisykc —…
New York: Top Negress Orders Hospitals to Keep Turning Kids Tranny Despite Trump Laws
Black women probably are not big fans of trannies, but if you give a black woman power, she will just do whatever the Jews tell her to do. So you end up with this. AP : New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told…
New York: People Reject Diabolical Plot to Destroy State with Gigantic “Green Energy” Batteries
Just build a few Nuclear Power Plants FFS. This is ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/1Jw0HvA4aN — Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) February 2, 2025 No one wants this “green energy” horseshit. It is disgusting and it is such a massive poisoner of the environment. There is no justification for any…
Four US National Monuments Hit by Lightning on New Year’s Eve
The Washington Monument, Capitol Building, and Empire State Building were all struck by lightning on New Year’s Eve. Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/QGPdCVX1a5 — AF Post (@AFpost) January 1, 2025 That tweet does not include the One World Trade Center, which was also hit. Is this a…
BLM Leader Calls for “Black Vigilantes” After Daniel Penny Gets Acquitted
Daniel Penny was acquitted. That’s the actual headline. This black guy calling for violence in response is not really relevant to anything and I have no idea why it’s being reported here. It’s very unimportant. The blacks can only ever do anything if the Jewish…
New York: Black Woman Judge Pressured to Resign After Refusing to Officiate “Lesbian Marriage”
The blacks are right about the cops and they are right about the gays. New York Post : A central New York local judge is facing calls to resign after she allegedly refused to officiate a same-sex marriage last month. Syracuse City Court Judge Felicia…
Tesla Crashes, Catches Fire and Kills Two
🔥 INSANE CRASH! So my friend owns a gas station down the block and my nephew had his car being worked on. Suddenly around 9am a Tesla doing 90mph in a 30 went flying right into the huge rock wall. The 2 occupants died on…
New York: 17-Year-Old Dies of “Medical Event” During Hockey Game
Lying conspiracy disinformationists claim this didn’t always happen. In fact, it always happened. Being an athlete in good shape always put you at risk for dying suddenly for no reason. AP : A 17-year-old hockey player collapsed during a charity game in New York and…
NYPD Veteran Says Department Refused Vax Mandate Exemption for Christian Men Because of DEI Policies
It’s illegal to sue Pfizer over this vaccine, because the government made it illegal. But can’t you sue the government for making it illegal to sue Pfizer? Can’t you sue all of these state agencies that mandated the vaccine? Elon Musk has all this money,…
New York: Fat Jew Woman Politician Wants 4 North-Eastern States to Secede, Join Canada
The solution to Donald Trump is not to move to Canada. It is to join Canada. Breitbart : A Democrat state lawmaker in New York is calling for a coalition of northeast states to secede from the Union and join Canada because President-elect Donald Trump…
Rudy Giuliani Misses Deadline to Surrender All Personal Belongings to Civil Suers
Don’t let Tony Hinchcliffe’s joke about Puerto Ricans drown out other racism from the MAGA Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden. Rudy Giuliani: “The Palestinians are taught to kill us at two years old. And Harris wants to bring them to you.” pic.twitter.com/uOxhS8DQ1f — Asad…
New York: Law Student Risks Expulsion After “Aggressive Pointing” and “Misgendering”
Houston Porter, aggressive pointer You can’t just go around, you know, pointing at people. It’s against democracy. New York Post : A Pace University law student claims he is at risk of being expelled after he was accused of “aggressively” pointing at a transgender student…
New York: Tranny Sues Hooters for Not Hiring Him
Trannies have to be given free jobs. Like the niggers. That’s just basic democracy. New York Post : An upstate New York transgender woman is suing Hooters for repeatedly refusing to hire her — while the restaurant claims she was booted for inappropriate behavior starting…
New York: Army of State Troopers Sent Against Noble Migrant Hookers
There is only one form of migrant crime that is illegal, and it is not rape. It’s the reverse. New York Post : Gov. Kathy Hochul deployed New York State troopers Tuesday to help the NYPD take control of sleazy stretch of Jackson Heights overrun…
NY’s Proposed Referendum Aimed at Abortion Rights Could Also Let Illegal Migrants Vote
The radical left politicians in New York State want to give illegal immigrants the right to vote! If Prop 1 passes in November, it will change our Constitution and open the door for illegals to claim voting rights. Vote NO on Prop One! pic.twitter.com/NpOIoxRJZt —…
Hidden Cam: Indian Virus Overlord of New York Says He was Having Sex Orgies Under Banks During Lockdowns
Everyone is getting in on the hidden camera game. Steven Crowder is now in on the game. The modern version of the hidden camera interview was pioneered by Irish hero and government victim James O’Keefe, who came up with the idea of sending attractive women…
NY-Based Company Steals Elon’s Thunder With Less Invasive, Better Brain Implant
If you’re going to *checks notes* implant a computer chip in your brain, you probably want the safest one, right? Right??? Well, Elon Musk’s brain implant is not the safest! There is another way to get that sweet, sweet brain implant! New York Post :…
Nipples Cuomo Tapped “Contagion” Director to Help Him Stage Virus Hoax
Remember when I said that the coronavirus hoax was a Hollywood production, and specifically cited the film “Contagion” as being the basis for the script? Well. As it turns out. New York Post : Disgraced former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo boasted to a congressional…
Watch: Pro-Toddler Crowd Screams “Baby Killers!” at Jews Outside NYC Kosher Deli
Again yesterday Jewish CUNY students were targeted w/ vile harassment. Crowd accosted them at kosher restaurant on W38th, screaming “baby killers”, “all zionists are terrorists” “go back to Brooklyn” This needs to be called what it is: straight up bigotry pic.twitter.com/NSikLigVBB — Mark D. Levine…





