LeBron James and the rest of his basketball monkey buddies should just shut up and dribble. One of the best parts about Donald Trump’s presidency has been the impact it has had on the culture itself. The impact has been especially profound with what we…
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Skin Hate: NFL Bans Kneeling Nubians
The NFL has announced that it is banning the African people from kneeling during the National Anthem at football games. The kneeling Nubians were protesting America, a racist nation which enslaved them for tens of thousands of years before a slave-uprising led by the black…
Sportball: Ex-Players Say 85% of NBA and 89% of NFL Smoked Pot
This is funny because there is literally no possible way, whatsoever, that marijuana could do anything other than damage sports performance. It lowers testosterone and dims the reflexes. USA Today : Former NBA player Kenyon Martin, the No. 1 pick in the 2000 draft, said…
Sportsball Ork Bites Blonde-Haired Blue-Eyed Coalburner and Runs
Aldon Smith. Why the hell do we let these orks be with White women? Also, this bitch should get tested. Daily Mail : Former Oakland Raiders defensive end Aldon Smith turned himself in to San Francisco police on Tuesday after an alleged altercation over the…
Negro Felon League: Championship Games Decline in Ratings
Even in a league dominated by monkeys the White master race prevails! This past weekend the Negro Felon League held their conference championship games. As predicted, the ratings were down from last year’s contests. Chicago Tribune : More than 40 million people watched the NFL’s…
Negro Felon League’s Ratings for Playoff Games Down Big League!
THAT’S RIGHT COACH! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS COACH! PLAYOFFS! The Negro Felon League’s regular season has come to an end with the playoffs in full swing! Last weekend was the first week of the playoffs. Even though it looks like teams were able to…
Negro Felon League Week 17: Frigid Weather Exacerbates Empty Seat Phenomenon
reporter currently assigned to cover all things in the world of monkey ball, I give you my weekly report on the Negro Felon League! The final week of the monkey ball season saw some of the worst attendance yet. The attendance has been bad throughout…
Negro Felon League Week 15: Poor Attendance and Ratings Yet Again
As we have discussed over the past several weeks, the National Football League, better known as the Negro Felon League, has hit tough times. The national anthem protests have ruined the league’s brand, resulting in fewer and fewer people attending and watching games. Week 15…
#MeToo Scandal Strikes the Negro Felon League
They were sexually harassing a granny! lol #MeToo is in the process of destroying every aspect of the existing Jew establishment. What’s great about it is that they can’t scale it back without looking like hypocrites. They’ve jammed feminism down everyone’s throats for so long…
Verizon Signs $2.5 Billion Deal to Stream Monkey Ball Games
Verizon might need to lobby the government to give free smart phones to niggers. If they don’t, it is doubtful that this deal will work out for them. Verizon will probably regret signing this deal. They’ve inked a contract with the Negro Felon League allowing…
Negro Felon League Week 14: Empty Seat Circus Continues
The circus known as the Negro Felon League is now in its 14th week of the season. As expected, the league continues to be plagued with empty seats. This has become a permanent phenomenon and it is not going away anytime soon. The national anthem…
Roger Goodell Signs $200 Million Contract Extension with the NFL
Apparently if you ruin a professional sports league like Roger Goodell has, you get rewarded with a huge $200 million contract extension. The National Football League more popularly known as the Negro Felon League has signed commissioner Roger Goodell to a five year $200 million…
Negro Felon League Week 12: More Empty Seats and Fighting Monkeys!
Week 12 of the Negro Felon League season has come and gone. As expected, this week’s games featured lots and lots of empty seats. This has become a permanent thing. Here’s some photos. Browns-Bengals #CLEvsCIN (ht @StewieGilchrist ) RT @FOX19Joe : pic.twitter.com/GRVqcPbPE0 — Empty Seats…
Negro Felon League Sees Another Week of Poor Ratings
Whites are continuing to tune out of these ridiculous monkey ball spectacles. Ratings for Week 11 of the Negro Felon League have come out and they are not good. NY Post : The TV audience for NFL games steepened its slide in Week 11, losing…
Negro Felon League Teams Might Stay in the Locker Room During the National Anthem
Some Negro Felon League owners might keep their football apes in the locker room to prevent them from disrespecting the national anthem. Really? Maybe a zoo cage would be a better spot for these low IQ baboons! A new report from the Washington Compost is…
Football Ape Sits for American National Anthem, Stands for Mexican National Anthem
This low IQ baboon Marshawn Lynch has given Whites another reason to boycott the Negro Felon League. These football apes don’t know when to quit do they? Not even the Negro Felon League’s dwindling attendance and plunging ratings have been enough to get their attention.…
More Empty Seats as the Negro Felon League Deals with Veterans Day Boycott
“Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd” – the opposite of this is also true. If you want proof that we are winning the culture war, look no further than what’s happening with the Negro Felon League. Attendance is down and ratings are in the…
Handegger Aaron Hernandez had Most X-Treme Brain Injury of All!
I personally believe Aaron Hernandez did an extremely logical thing when he was rampaging across the country murdering his enemies. However, it seems that he may have been doing this because his brain was all goobered up from sportsball. Boston Herald : Former Patriots player…
Black Ex-Football Player Arrested For Murdering White Girlfriend
When it comes to the common occurrence of blacks murdering their white spouse, it’s kind of a c atch-dindu . On the one hand, it’s a universal fact that sub-Saharan Africans from the Congo to the Copacabana have an extraordinary rate of senseless violent crime.…
Daily Stormer Endorses Papa John’s as the Official Pizza of the Aryan Master Race!
The Negroid filth is stirring up a riot against the Aryan Master Pizza, Papa John’s, organizing boycotts against them. dear black people, guess which pizza we should never buy anymore? cool people of other races, feel free to join in. https://t.co/q69rQz40xU — Oliver Willis (@owillis)…
















