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North Korea Missile Test Allegedly “Fizzles”

Mike Pence has declared he will save K-Pop as part of his defense of traditional gender roles. Reuters : A North Korean missile “blew up almost immediately” on its test launch on Sunday, the U.S. Pacific Command said, hours before U.S. Vice President Mike Pence…

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So Um, Japan is Arguing for War with North Korea

As this situation intensifies, the question of who killed Kim-Jong Nam becomes of greater and greater importance. Because that’s triggered this whole thing. Instead of trying to figure that out, the world is allowing the corrupt Malaysian cops to deal with it. While Japan calls…

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Kremlin Worried About North Korea

I generally shut off as soon as I see something about that “North Korean threat.” The media has been talking about this for decades, ever since the end of the cold war, and yet nothing ever happens and it generally looks as though North Korea…

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Who Killed Kim Jong Nam?

So, the brother of the ruler of North Korea is dead, having been sprayed with a chemical at an airport (weird kind of assassination – it’s an Asian thing). AP : Family and former neighbors of the Indonesian woman suspected of involvement in the audacious…

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Best Korea Calls US Sanctions “An Act of War”

Kim Jong Un is well-known to be bro-tier. He is a fan of Adolf Hitler and he has approval ratings we haven’t seen since Adolf Hitler. Instead of insulting and threatening this guy, the US government should be asking him for advice. What did North…

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Best Korea’s Nuke Test is Just a Distraction

Yo dawg… The media is fixated presently on a North Korean nuclear test which they are claiming was a hydrogen bomb. In fact, it appears that it wasn’t a hydrogen bomb, but just a normal nuke, similar to the ones they’ve already tested. Bloomberg :…

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Best Korea Wins Greatest Honor

It is only fitting that North Korea, being the best Korea on earth, should win its greatest award. Time : Kim Jong Un, the despotic leader of impoverished North Korea, accepted a global statesperson award from Indonesia’s Sukarno Center on Thursday. Past recipients of this…

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Horrible Disaster: Fat Jong Fat Just Got Fatter

Hit the gym, Kim – or at least get facial tattoos! Since the disappearance of Ben Garrison, the world has been looking toward Kim Jong Un as the last and best hope to stop these kikes. Regrettably, the pudgy little bastard has just gotten fatter,…

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