Tag: norway

Norway: Right-Wing Practical Jokes Ensue!

Removing a masterpiece such as this is the real crime here. We’ve written before about how the Windmill of Friendship rustles normie jimmies . Indeed, this particular symbol superimposed on a red and white background merits a greater police response than your average sexual emergency…

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Norway: Leader of Populist Party Walks Back Circumcision Ban

Mangled dicks, lower taxes, and Israel are three of our core values. After a solid majority decision to ban circumcision was reached at the right-wing populist Fremskrittspartiet’s (progress party) national convention last month, the decision was unilaterally cancelled at a clandestine meeting with Jewish delegates.…

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Spontaneous Car Combustion II: Moslem Boogaloo

reported on the seemingly causeless ignitions of innocent cars in the Norwegian capitol Oslo. At that time, nine cars had mysteriously burst into flames. Oslo police later confirmed that they have arrested and subsequently released a suspect in the case. Although the suspect was not…

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Oslo Plagued by Spontaneous Car Combustion

Certified genius and division chief of police, Rune Skjold, had the following to say about the phenomena: “…We don’t yet know if they (the cars) were deliberately ignited, but we cannot exclude this as a possibility.” Given that the mysterious vehicular conflagrations took place in…

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