Once again, I am here for a 3,500 word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me. No, no. I won’t do that again today. Though that piece will be included in Lit 101…
Tag: palestine
How Can You Believe the “Nazi Holocaust” After Having Seen the Jewish Lies About October 7th?
If you can’t trust his honest face, trust him because Hitler put his shoes in a big pile. And also, he’s god’s chosen, so why would he lie? Massive lies were told about the events of October 7, 2023, and what Hamas allegedly did to…
Tucker Carlson Clickbaited Me Into Thinking Matt Walsh was Going to Address the Israel Issue
I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict. This was the title of the video: There was two hours of inane talk about “woke” bullshit that I do not care about at all. To Matt’s…
Tfw No One Told You Peasants are Peasants
Words can’t express how disgusted I am with Trump supporters who defend their president stomping out speech rights for Israel after spending years wailing about the loss of free speech in America. It’s beyond mere political differences. I don’t respect them as people. Of all…
Israel in Massive Push to Annex Huge Parts of the West Bank
On some level, just saying that the West Bank is a part of Israel would be more honest. Trump clearly made a deal to do that. It’s the only way he got elected. I feel like there isn’t really much reason to comment on current…
Watch: Trump Meets Jordan’s King, Says the US Will Just Take Gaza
‘We are going to have Gaza, we don’t have to buy it. There is nothing to buy. It’s a war-torn area, we are going to take it’ says US President Donald Trump. He adds his redevelopment plan will bring ‘peace and stability to the Middle…
Bibi Announces He’s Ready to Re-Invade Gaza If Hostages are Not Released
🇮🇱 Netanyahu Threatens to End Ceasefire, Orders Troop Buildup in Gaza In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu declared: “If Hamas does not return our hostages by Saturday at noon, the ceasefire will end, and the IDF will resume intense fighting until Hamas is……
Trump Says He’s “Losing Patience” With Hamas Ceasefire Deal Because Released Hostages are Skinny
Trump on Gaza: “At some point we’re going to lose our patience [with the Palestinians]— when I see that scene that I saw today with [hostages] coming out of helicopters and airplanes that are emaciated, that look like they haven’t had a meal in a…
Israeli President Says Trump Will Talk to Arab Leaders About Resettling Palestinians
Today on @sundayfutures with @MariaBartiromo , Israeli President Isaac Herzog @Isaac_Herzog spoke about President Trump’s proposal for the Gaza Strip. @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/ym89unshWG — SundayMorningFutures (@SundayFutures) February 9, 2025 Everyone knows they’re all going to end up in Europe and the US, regardless of where they…
State Department Planning to “Sell” More Than $7 Billion in Arms to Israel
If there’s a ceasefire, why do they need all of these bombs??? AP : The State Department has formally told Congress that it plans to sell more than $7 billion in weapons to Israel, including thousands of bombs and missiles, just two days after President…
“US Will Own Gaza” Situation Becomes Even Dumber as Bibi Falsely Claims Israel Doesn’t Need US Troops to Destroy Hamas
Q: “Mr. Netanyahu, do you think U.S. troops are needed in Gaza to make President Trump’s plan peaceful?” Israeli Prime Minister @Netanyahu : “No.” pic.twitter.com/C1IqBFuLq9 — CSPAN (@cspan) February 6, 2025 🚨🇮🇱🇺🇸 Netanyahu: No US troops needed in Gaza. The US can help with moving…
IDF Now Preparing for Gazans to “Depart Voluntarily”
I have instructed the IDF to prepare a plan that will allow any resident of Gaza who wishes to leave to do so, to any country willing to receive them. Hamas has used the residents of Gaza as human shields, built its terror infrastructure in…
US and Israel Withdraw From UN Human Rights Council, Citing Mindless Hatred of Jews (For Literally No Reason)
Israel welcomes President Trump’s decision not to participate in the UN Human Rights Council (UNHRC). Israel joins the United States and will not participate in the UNHRC. The UNHRC has traditionally protected human rights abusers by allowing them to hide from scrutiny, and… — Gideon…
Officials Attempt to Clarify Trump’s Comments on Gaza Becoming a US Territory
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio: “Trump’s Gaza plan is a generous initiative—no other country has stepped up to take on the challenge.” pic.twitter.com/EfX5RxS7Le — Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 5, 2025 Gaza MUST BE FREE from Hamas. As @POTUS shared today, the United States…
Officials Attempt to Clarify Trump Comments on Gaza Becoming a US Territory
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio: “Trump’s Gaza plan is a generous initiative—no other country has stepped up to take on the challenge.” pic.twitter.com/EfX5RxS7Le — Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 5, 2025 Gaza MUST BE FREE from Hamas. As @POTUS shared today, the United States…
Jews Very Hyped Over Trump Plan to Make Gaza a US Territory
President Trump, You are the greatest friend Israel has ever had in the White House. הנשיא טראמפ, אתה החבר הטוב ביותר שהיה אי פעם לישראל בבית הלבן. pic.twitter.com/s8kB7L6cC4 — Benjamin Netanyahu – בנימין נתניהו (@netanyahu) February 5, 2025 Donald, this looks like the beginning of…
West Bank: Jewish Settlers Hope Trump Will Accelerate Population Growth
Several Palestinians have been killed in Israeli raids in the occupied West Bank since the ceasefire deal between Hamas and Israel took effect in Gaza. Settler violence is also on the rise. “We’re seeing the Gaza-fication of the West Bank,” an expert warns. pic.twitter.com/kDGK43vrvF —…
Trump Says US Somehow Going to Take Over Gaza, Expel Palestinians
‘I hope we could do something with Gaza where they wouldn’t want to go back.’ Donald Trump calls for a “beautiful area” where Palestinians can “resettle permanently” as he meets Netanyahu at the White House. https://t.co/D5alSixpEe 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YT…
Trump Claims He’s “Left Instructions” to “Obliterate” Iran If He’s Assassinated
BREAKING: President Trump says he’s “left instructions” if Iran assassinates him “That would be a terrible thing for them to do, not because of me. If they did that, they would be obliterated. That would be the end. I’ve left instructions.” “There wouldn’t be anything…
Watch: Israeli Military Blows Up Residential Buildings in the West Bank
Jenin, northern West Bank. pic.twitter.com/Ncsu9bHzeN — TIMES OF GAZA (@Timesofgaza) February 2, 2025 This isn’t Gaza. This is Jenin, in the occupied West Bank. Israel is on a rampage—wiping out homes, massacring civilians, killing children. This isn’t war. This is annihilation. And the so-called “international…





