At time of writing, this is a developing story. This is hilarious. New York Post : A rogue pilot is threatening to crash a plane into a Mississippi Walmart as terrified residents watch the skies . At 5 a.m., the purported kamikaze flyer, who authorities…
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SMITED and Arrested: UK Wine Aunt In Trouble Because Brown People Don’t Like Her
Don’t get too sad reading the headline. This lady really had it coming. And it’s poetic justice, really. Like a lot of pit bull owners, these shitlibs are always the first to get mauled by their brown pets and then again by the same laws…
Nigger Tries to Steal Airplane to Fly to Out-of-State Rap Concert
This nigger thought that flying a plane was as easy as pushing buttons and pulling levers. This is a story about a nigger who wanted to go see a rap concert. The only problem is that he had no way of getting to the rap…
RAPE ON A PLANE: Sexual Assaults on Planes Rising Rapidly
Is rape on a plane really a problem? Or does this just add an exciting element for female fliers? Or is it “flyers”? What? Baltimore Sun : The number of reported sexual assaults aboard airplanes has grown by nearly two-thirds in recent years, according to…
Nog Forces Flight to Divert to Tulsa
This dindu went full chimpout. Never go full chimpout. News on 6 : Federal prosecutors filed a single charge against the man accused of causing a disturbance on a Delta flight that caused it to divert to Tulsa on Wednesday. Prosecutors filed one felony count…
Brown People Can’t Into Flying Planes
Years ago, I had a friend who was taking a Sri Lanka airline and also has the common fear of flying. And he was like “can these monkeys even fly planes?” And I was like “yeah, mostly – you’ve probably only got a 10% chance…
NEWS ON A PLANE: White Man Discriminated Against by Irate Woman, Niggercops…!
#AA2246 – from my POV pic.twitter.com/JvLugLLKCs — Jabari Ennis (@PoleVaultDream) April 23, 2018 Seriously. What right do the decedents of slaves have to harass this gentleman? What did he do? The thing he did isn’t in the video – in the video we just see…
NEWS ON A PLANE: California Family Kicked Out of Delta Air Lines Flight
It’s interesting – because it happened on an airplane. More AIRPLANE NEWS for your enjoyment. Do you enjoy it? I hope you do. Because you don’t have any choice. In any case, this “overbooking” stuff is out of control. I mean, how is it even…
Victory: Old Hag Kicked Off Plane for Harassing Trump Supporter
You have no rights, you commie hag! The entire collective consciousness of our people is transforming at an incredible rate following the election of Donald Trump. It wasn’t so long ago that everyone would try to appease insane SJW’s and their irrational demands, for fear…
Dubai: Emirates Plane Crashes on Runway – Terrorism or Monkey Incompetence?
WHOOPS! Reuters : An Emirates Airline flight from India caught fire after making an emergency landing at Dubai International Airport on Wednesday, but all 300 passengers and crew escaped from the burning fuselage, authorities said. Video purportedly showed a tower of flame bursting from the…
Russia: 62 Killed in Dubai Airliner Crash
Always suspicious when there’s something to do with Moslems, Russia and death. But this does look like an accident. So far. CBS News : A Dubai airliner with 62 people on board nosedived and exploded in a giant fireball early Saturday while trying to land…
Indonesia Official: Missing Plane “is in the Bottom of the Sea”
I don’t know where the hell else it could be. Unless it went into the same vortex as Malaysia Plane No. 1, or that show Lost is real. CNN : A second day in the search for a missing AirAsia plane proved fruitless Monday, with…










