Yes, yes. Whatever. The real environmental crisis is that cow farts are changing the weather. Microplastics in your body are simply part and parcel of living in a utopia. Nordic Times : Nearly 60% of patients had microplastics in their arteries, according to an Italian…
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Scientists Test Placentas, Find Microplastics in Every Single Sample
There’s a gazillion of these inside you No one chooses to have plastic inside of their bodies. Why do these petrochemical companies, and the retailers that distribute their products, have a right to put these chemicals into your body? If we didn’t live in a…
Study Finds Plastic in Mice’s Brains 2 Hours After Ingestion
Yes This is real life. Unlike global warming, it’s not based on fake graphs that everyone knows are fake. The world is filled with plastic, and it is going into our brains. What is it doing in there, I wonder? The Guardian : Researchers at…
“Plasticosis”: A Plastic Disease for Birds!
Unlike global warming, which is a hoax, plastics are a very real environmental crisis which are affecting real people in real ways. Instead of doing anything reasonable about this, the global government is promoting plastic straws, which are gay and retarded. Firstly, using a straw…
Sperm Count Drop is Accelerating Worldwide, Nobody Seems to Care
The fact that no one has declared this a crisis – after they declared the fake virus a crisis – indicates that they want this to happen. We are in kind of a rough spot here, where the people who are supposed to be looking…
Global Concern About Climate Change Shrinking as People Care More About Their Livelihoods, Survey Shows
As it turns out, “global warming” is a boutique concern. It’s not a real problem. Even if you believed in it, the people that promote it are saying it is going to be hundreds of years in the future that it affects anyone’s life. No…
Plastic in Tap Water and Bottled Water Doing Irreversible Damage to Humans
It’s not just poor people that are being affected. This is the son of the leader of the Illuminati. Greta Thunberg is really concerned about the weather, but rarely mentions any real environmental problems. Protesting against plastic doesn’t advance any agenda of world government, and…
The Warming Hoaxsters Will Not Address the Plastic Problem
“Environmentalism” is largely a hoax, so I can understand why people dismiss it all. However, plastic really is an “endocrine disruptor,” which means that it causes endocrine disruption. That is to say, it throws off the balance of hormones in humans and animals, causing males…
“Eco-Friendly” Recycled Plastic Bottles Much More Toxic to Humans!
Why don’t these freaks ever do anything that isn’t destructive? There “solution” to clean coal and natural gas is poisonous solar panels built by African children, and inconceivably ugly windmills to Holocaust the birds. Their solution to plastic is even worse plastic. The Guardian :…
Sri Lanka: Elephants Keep Dying from Eating Plastic (But My Carbon Tho)
When you think about it, this is actually a good thing. Elephants are big animals who produce a lot of carbon farts. Fewer elephants = fewer farts = less swamp ass for Greta = WINNING AP News : Conservationists and veterinarians are warning that plastic…
UN Drafts Paris-Style Agreement to Eliminate Plastic Pollution and Reduce Pesticide Use
These people worship “ Mother Earth .” They worship the creation instead of the creator. The UN Convention on Biological Diversity may appear to be doing something pro-human, but what they’re actually doing is putting the well-being of the planet first. This is sinister, because…
Home Fertilizer has Alarming Levels of Chemicals That Turn People Into Faggots
Dr. Greger will still want you to “eat your veggies” though. Our entire environment has been poisoned. The government will not even acknowledge this has happened, as they claim that saving people from a harmless virus is the purpose of the government. The Guardian :…
Rice Has Plastic, The Air Has Plastic, Tap Water Has Plastic, Your Poop Has Plastic, You Have Plastic
Pictured: the amount of plastic a person eats in a year, according to a WWF study. The Guardian has published an environmental investigation about microplastics that paints a grim picture: there is no escape. Plastic is everywhere. It’s even inside of you right now. The…
Plastic in the Air All Around the World Threatens Humans and Wildlife, Moves Through Atmosphere
Have you had your plastic today? Chances are you did . You might want to increase your intake of white button mushrooms and kelp seaweed right about now. The Guardian : Microplastic pollution is now “spiralling around the globe”, according to a study of airborne…
Researchers Discover 42 “Mystery” Foreign Chemicals Inside Pregnant Women and Newborns
“I heat the milk from a ruminant mammal and then pour it into a fake breast made out of plastic. I then use this plastic device to feed my offspring. I am a human.” Some of the known sources of known harmful chemicals are: Household…
Surf’s Up, Homo: Bali’s Beaches Covered in Annual Plastic Flood
We can’t burn the plastic waste because of a completely discredited and moronic theory that carbon dioxide causes the weather to get warmer (which is bad for some reason no one has really explained). So we just have to be buried under plastic, forever, and…
Shaping a New Generation of Slaves: Microplastics Found in the Placentas of Unborn Infants
Plastics are shaping our development even before we are born. The Guardian : Microplastic particles have been revealed in the placentas of unborn babies for the first time, which the researchers said was “a matter of great concern”. The health impact of microplastics in the…
The Pitch of Women’s Voices has Changed Over the Last Few Decades, Becoming More Masculine
Plastic is the number one threat jeopardizing our environment and our biology . It appears to be the key ingredient in the transformation of the biology of Western humans. This transformation has resulted in a reorganization of traditional sex roles, in a way that is…
Meat Cooked in Plastic is Better for Health Than Traditionally Cooked Meat, Malicious Scientists Say
Vegans are known to boil their fake meats in plastic bags. “Dimension Vegana” is one of the biggest Spanish-language vegan YouTube channels, and they promote boiling food wrapped in plastic bags in multiple videos. There are few things that scream “dumb peasant” louder than eating…
I Doubt Anyone is Actually Going to Ban Plastics
THEY’RE TURNING THE FRICKIN’ GOATS GAY!!!!1 Any form of plastics ban would be a good thing, period. However, I do not think that any Western government is actually capable of doing anything good, ever. As an absolute matter of fact: I believe that from here…















