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Don’t Ever Let a Bitch Get You Twisted Up

Remember: all women are the same, and their only value is based on their fertility and genetics. However, some men can get twisted up by a bitch who has neither of those things. Prince Harry is the greatest example in all of history: his life…

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Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks

Power Couple: Resigned royals Prince Harry and his handsome wife Meghan Markle are taking the entertainment industry by storm. A few years ago, Prince Harry for some reason married a beautiful and ripe old nigger. Then she couldn’t stand the racism of the British, so…

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Canadians Demand Meghan and Harry Leave Canada

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow,…

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