See: Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars) People can only focus on so many things at once. Right now, our biggest problems are cow farts changing the weather and democracy in…
My son is a stubby little fatty Sense of dread when he calls me “daddy” Wished I’d produced a superior specimen But I got microplastics in my semen My son is a smarmy fatass Global warming gonna give him deadly swamp ass That’s why we…
“Outdoor clothing” is made of plastic, so presumably, 100% of it has penis-shrinking chemicals. But this “water resistant” shit is much worse. The Guardian : Hikers may be inadvertently damaging the environment and risking their own health by wearing clothes made waterproof with “forever chemicals”,…
Every few years, there is some new magical “sweetener” that is supposed to give you the joys of sugar without the consequences (the primary consequence being obesity and its consequences). Every single time, a few years after the sweetener is introduced, it is revealed that…
Y’all know what this means. Nature is correcting for the population de— No, sorry, I’m not making that joke. I hate to disappoint you, but I’m not making that joke. The Guardian : Girls in the United States had their first periods earlier over the…
Urgent health warning after study links tattoos to a 21 percent increased risk of cancer: ‘Go to your doctor! https://t.co/eYrVLzJHCJ — GB News (@GBNEWS) May 27, 2024 I’ve been telling you people: don’t get tattoos. It is the most try-hard shit ever. I mean, if…
Personally, I wouldn’t mind some penis-shrinking chemicals. My dong is so massive at is it, I can’t even fit it in normal pants. I have to wear a greek robe. The Guardian : Toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” are ubiquitous in the Great Lakes basin’s air,…
Cereals for infants sold in Africa were found by Public Eye to contain 6g of added sugar per serving, while the same product sold in Switzerland had none. When you’re a multinational corporation, they let you do it. The Guardian : Nestlé, the world’s largest…
New York rat taking pizza home.👇 pic.twitter.com/dKdN7475dk — Bill Hicks 🇳🇿NZ (@HicksKiwi) April 13, 2024 This looks completely fake. They’ve been demonizing rats for a long time and wanting to release biological weapons against them. Third world cities have almost as many rats as New…
I’m in Fayetteville this morning where EPA Administrator Regan will announce the first ever national drinking water standards for 6 types of PFAS. The mood is jovial & lighthearted as folks wait for Regan & other officials to arrive pic.twitter.com/TN8TwI4Fus — Celeste Gracia (@celllyg) April…
Today, FDA announced the issuance of 119 warning letters to, and the filing of 41 civil money penalty complaints against, brick & mortar retailers that engaged in the underage sale of various flavors of ZYN nicotine pouches between Oct. 2023 and Feb. 2024. https://t.co/F2rcirOC80 pic.twitter.com/xhqvMlmyvG…
🚨✈️ If Chemtrails/Geo-Engineering were real (Community Notes states it’s just an unfounded conspiracy). Then it might just look something like this. This might be, hypothetically what a number of States in the US are currently trying to prohibit via State Law. Insane Time-lapse pic.twitter.com/ZKXWznTbu0 —…
Hahahaha. American justice is at it again! Gigantic corporations have an absolute right to poison you! You cannot infringe on the rights of corporations to poison you, because that is not who we are in a democracy. It is, quite simply, against our values in…
Sometimes, I go long periods barely sleeping at all. It makes you feel like you’re in a war. Still, scientific studies are often retarded. The Guardian : Two nights of broken sleep are enough to make people feel years older , according to researchers, who…
We are basically more plastic than human at this point. We do our best to avoid as much as possible… but it’s just really not possible to avoid that much of it. CNN : “Life in plastic; it’s fantastic,” so the song goes, but in…
The same people who have been: Feeding you processed food they know causes obesity Filling you full of microplastics, pesticides, herbicides, and other chemicals Shooting you with experimental gene therapies and feeding massive quantities of dangerous pharmaceuticals Legalizing marijuana Effectively legalizing fentanyl Are very concerned…
Acne medicines Proactiv, Up & Up, Clinique, and Clearasil were just found to have elevated levels of benzene, a well known carcinogen. According to the FDA, companies “should not release any drug product batch that contains benzene above 2 ppm” Here are the benzene levels…
This food is just poison. It makes you look diseased. It causes your pheromones to change. It transforms your whole body. You shouldn’t eat this food. It’s not even food. The Guardian : Researchers in France found that people who ate a breakfast rich in…
Related: New Mutant Race: Obesity Rates Increased 4X Among Kids and 2X Among Adults in 32 Years Fat people are filled with poison. We should feed them more poison to make them stop being fat. At least they won’t pollute the environment to the same…
Due to the ubiquitous presence of industrial chemicals in the food, water, and environment, the white race is being transformed into a new species of mutant beast. Is this good or bad? Let us know in the comments what you think about this incredible mutant…
