He didn’t do this the first time, and now he’s done it. I think he should have pardoned everyone, even if they broke out windows or fought with the cops or whatever. You can say “people shouldn’t break windows,” but it’s a minor crime and…
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QAnon Shaman on the Loose! They Let Him Out!
GIGANTIC W! QANON SHAMAN FREED! pic.twitter.com/50AyOLSFWS — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 30, 2023 When the Republicans finally released the January 6 footage, showing that none of the accused actually did anything, I said it didn’t matter, because it’s already ancient history and the Republicans should…
New 1/6 Footage Shows QAnon Shaman was Being Led Around by the Cops the Whole Time
Why did Tucker Carlson get this footage exclusively? Is it because he’s the Pied Piper, leading us into Joe Biden’s war with the Chinese, so he can put a full clampdown on all of us? Regardless: it is important footage. New York Post : Newly…
QAnon Shaman Sentenced to 41 Months for Trespassing
Wow, this is completely insane. (That sentence doesn’t have any meaning anymore, does it?) RT : Jacob Chansley, better known as the ‘QAnon Shaman,’ has been sentenced to 41 months in prison for his role in the January 6 US Capitol riot. He pleaded guilty…
QAnon Shaman Pleads Guilty
Frankly, I support the QAnon Shaman and all of the Capitol Stormers, but this is a bitch move. I mean, getting tortured in a special political prison run by blacks for sure sucks. But at some point, you’ve gotta take a stand. ABC News :…
QAnon Shaman to Plead Insanity on Illegitimate Trespassing Charges
Frankly, I disliked the QAnon Shaman ever since he got into a fight with Nick Fuentes at the Stop the Steal rally in Arizona. He just seemed really faggy and stupid. But it was obvious he was being theatrical. He isn’t really a “shaman,” whatever…
We Must Secure Our Podiums: Lunatic BLM General Demands DC Military Junta be Made Permanent
Remember when we told you that the military in the Capitol would be permanent, and that the use of soldiers in law enforcement would spread around the country? Well, there’s been a big step towards officially making the Capitol Junta permanent. The lunatic Black Lives…
QAnon Shaman Says He Did Nothing Wrong, Cops Waved Him Into Capitol
The QAnon Shaman is obviously a dumbass, and probably some kind of FBI asset, but as he told CBS’s 60 Minutes PLUS, he did nothing wrong when he entered the Capitol building. It isn’t a big deal, and he should be released from jail. The…
Cartoon Crossover: Snarf Hires Skelator’s Son as His Attorney in Kangaroo Court
You might have giggled when you realized that the QAnon Shaman reminded you of the Snarf from the Thundercats, but the Shaman’s new lawyer is no giggling matter. The QAnon Shaman has hired Al Watkins to defend him. Watkins is the son of the famous…
Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
Apparently, claiming that the QAnon Shaman was using secret military hand signals to order a squad of assassins move in to murder members of Congress was just so stupid that not even fed prosecutors could say it without cracking up laughing. Sources say that the…
Prosecutors Say the QAnon Shaman, Others Were Planning to Kidnap and Assassinate Lawmakers
If they were planning to assassinate people, then why didn’t they do it? They were in the building. I was sitting there watching it, and saying “if they wanted to, they could just start killing people.” Obviously, they didn’t. Instead, they just hung out for…
QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
He’s obviously correct here. The Hill : A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump. Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name âQAnon Shaman,”…
QAnon Shaman on Hunger Strike Because the Jail Doesn’t Serve Organic Food
This QAnon Shaman guy actually is funny. I didn’t like him because of that shit in Arizona (if you don’t know the story, don’t worry about it), but he’s growing on me. After being arrested for storming the Capitol, Jake Angeli (which I guess is…











