“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.” -H.L. Mencken A good friend of mine has told us: The Russia conspiracy theory is the Dem equivalent of QAnon One is the dominant, accepted narrative for much of the population,…
Oren J. Falkowitz: You can trust him, goy. He wouldn’t lie. He’s one of God’s chosen people. Of course this entire “Russia hacked Hunter Biden” thing is a complete hoax. What else would it be? Real? Just like with the Crowdstrike “Russia hacked the DNC”…
If there is something crappier than the new Star Wars trilogy, it is the Russian Hacker trilogy, the third segment of which is just now preparing to be released. Reuters : Russian military hackers tried to steal emails from the Ukrainian energy firm where Hunter…
In the middle of the debacle over the Robert Mueller testimony AKA the Robert Mueller elder abuse session, the Senate Intelligence Committee is announcing a whole new Russian hoax that somehow completely fell outside of the purview of senile Mueller’s two-year investigation. Just imagine that…
They hacking er’eybuddy out der. RT : Iranian hackers are threatening US computer systems, cybersecurity firms FireEye and CrowdStrike have claimed, just as tensions between Washington and Tehran pulled back from the brink of war. “Really, we’re seeing increased cyber activity that seems to be…
tfw it’s time to start cruising the middle school parking lot for ones that seem mature. Just so everyone knows, although Britain and some other countries have already voted in the EU elections, the results are not going to be released until Sunday. Furthermore, there…
Wow, I never expected that the Russians would be trying to mindfuck the niggers. But here’s the proof. NPR : Two new reports produced for Senate investigators say that Russian influence efforts infected every major social media platform, extensively targeted African-Americans and amounted to what…
There’s always a yid behind the curtain. Always. Once you realize that, everything falls into place. RT : A sweeping purge in which numerous alternative media pages were cleansed from Facebook and Twitter has actually been driven by a figurehead of a hardline neocon think-tank,…
And now, here’s something new. Reuters : The U.S. government on Friday charged a Russian national with playing a key financial role in a Kremlin-backed plan to conduct “information warfare” against the United States, including ongoing attempts to influence next month’s congressional elections. Elena Alekseevna…
You saw Star Wars 8 and thought “this is the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen, and a vicious attack on my childhood.” You thought: “they have destroyed the characters and the entire universe.” You asked: “how could the Death Star – or any…
Russians hacked my booze yesterday and now I’ve got a killer hangover. Something needs to be done. Some naive people, by this point, might be asking themselves “what else did the Russians hack?” A better question would be “what didn’t the Russians hack?” Because they’re…
Now we’re just getting goofy here, kids. The Guardian : Bots and Russian trolls spread misinformation about vaccines on Twitter to sow division and distribute malicious content before and during the American presidential election, according to a new study. Scientists at George Washington University ,…
This is a good, solid, normie-tier point: everything gets leaked in this country. But no one can find a single piece of evidence of the kookspiracy to leak. Occam’s Razor would say the evidence does not exist. Though Occam wasn’t ever asking for evidence of…
The Russians have been caught trying to make Americans hate Moslems by spreading evil Islamophobic memes! The claim is that they are actually impersonating Moslems in order to make them seem evil, which is actually good trolling, if they’re doing it correctly. So many of…
Wow, this just keeps happening. These people saying things that no one is ever supposed to say. First it was a Belgian Minister saying that not turning the boats around is what’s causing Africans to drown, then it was a former French official saying NATO…
What is this crap? What does “hacking the election” even mean? Why are we still hearing about this without having ever been given a simple explanation? The Independent : An alleged Russian hacker has been arrested in Spain at the request of American authorities. His…
This fake news story is fake news. Basically, the entire narrative that Russia did Wikileaks is now becoming completely unsustainable. We’ll have more on this later today, but Crowdstrike – the sole source of the claim, the intelligence community took the word of this one…
Yuri Silverbaum New York Times March 28, 2017 Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB). An unknown portion of these…
tfw severence pay is only 23 million, even though you worked so, so hard, and feel like you did a really good job, regardless of what men say. What do you do when you have two birds, but only one stone? You blame a Russian…
Top protocol instructions: whenever anything happens, immediately blame Russia. Unless it is something good, then say it is a result of progressive values, anal sex with men, diversity and mass third world immigration. But as most things that happen in Europe these days are bad,…
