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BREAKING NEWS: Putin Now Genociding Whales!

First our values, then our anuses, and now our whales. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN! Metro : Dead sperm whales are being washed ashore along the coast of Ireland and Russia may be to blame. Increased Russian submarine activity in the Atlantic could be…

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Let’s Talk About Chimpanzee Sign Language

Chimpanzee gestures follow the same laws as human languages, a new study in #ProcB suggests https://t.co/x0jvE8xESF First author @rapha_heesen kindly took the time to tell us more: https://t.co/M7jwwx6JTc pic.twitter.com/NzVMstW0Dk — Royal Society Publishing (@RSocPublishing) February 13, 2019 Of course the Russians are going to connect…

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How Can You Slaughter Gays That Don’t Even Exist?

There is a long running philosophical question that has dogged philosophers since the time of the pre-Socratics: can you kill someone who does not exist? This question is once again featuring prominently in the public debate as Chechnya is accused of slaughtering nonexistent anal fetish…

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