You have to wonder about the chain of events that led Samsung to believe this was a good idea. If I had to guess, it was white women working in an office in New York, rather than Korean men working in Seoul or Chinamen working…
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Following Apple, Samsung Skips Numbers, Calls the S11 the S20
For Tim Cook, grooming teenage boys is a full-time job. Being the CEO of Apple is just a side gig. Apple releasing the iPhone 7S as the iPhone 8 and at the same time releasing the iPhone 8 as the iPhone X was disgusting gimmickry…
Samsung Coming Out with Robotized Home Overlord / Women’s Child Substitute / Sentient Ball Droid “Ballie”
The age of droids is coming faster and faster. While most of our attention is focused on industrial robots used to replace human workers, various companies are still working on robotic companions for humans. At the recent CES fair, Samsung has shown some of what…
Huawei has Long Beat Apple, Closing in on Samsung
The smartphone industry is basically over, because the smartphone has peaked. There is literally no qualitative difference between an iPhone 6 and an iPhone XS. So the only time people are going to be buying phones from here on out is when they drop them.…
People Are Already Mocking Samsung’s $1,980 Folding Phone
After Samsung unveiled its revolutionary phone that’s pretty much like their Samsung S9 model but with more screens, more cameras, more RAM, and more batteries, some people are having second thoughts about its price and design. Daily Mail : Samsung mesmerized tech junkies around the…
The $2,000 Smartphone Era is Here: Samsung Reveals 2019 Revolutionary, Mind-Blowing Flagships
Welcome to the $2k smartphone era. Samsung’s Galaxy Fold is coming in April for $1980. #SamsungEvent pic.twitter.com/bJoUaui70n — Geoffrey A. Fowler (@geoffreyfowler) February 20, 2019 It finally happened! The Koreans finally did it. Smartphones are no longer rehashes of previous models. Current year smartphones are…
Apple Claims Climate Change is Going to Help Them Sell More iPhones
Apple has based their entire business model around selling unlimited amounts of iPhones. This strategy is failing so now they’re claiming climate change is going to help them with sales. Apple has put out a report claiming that they are going to be able to…
Apple Stupidly Prepares to Release Three New iPhone Models in 2019
Looks like Apple is preparing to release three new iPhone models in 2019 none of which will have any significant or substantive improvements over previous iPhone models. New reports about Apple’s plans for 2019 have started to leak in the media. Despite declining iPhone sales,…
After Apple Announces Cellphone Market Collapse, Samsung Does Same
Yes. The era of paying $800 for a new phone every year is definitely over. The only replacements from anyone normal at this point are going to be after drops or because of planned obsolesce battery-drain conspiracies. CNBC : Samsung Electronics said on Tuesday that…
Korean Bastards Destroying Our Cars with Their Exploding Phones
How is this not an act of war? How is it that these South Koreans can bomb America relentlessly, over a period of years, and get away with it with total impunity? They sell us these booby-trapped phones, charging us a fortune, and then just…
Insider Source: Next-Gen Phones Will Have Zero New Features
Where you hoping for something like this for the next gen of phones? You better get ready to kill yourself then, because it ain’t happening. We had a deal going. You provide regular releases of shiny new niggertech, and in exchange, we remain complacent and…
Putin Says Niggas Probably Shouldn’t Just Keep Nagging Kim Jong-Un
Vladimir Putin: always the only adult in the room. North Korea’s latest ballistic missile test’s prompted a chorus of condemnation from around the globe. Pyongyang claims a new type of rocket was successfully fired – which can carry a large nuclear warhead. The Russian President…
Best Korea Mocks Other Korea’s Ousted Criminal President
You know, South Korea is in the middle of a massive scandal. Their President just got forced out of office for corruption, and is probably going to prison. The Samsung exploding battery scandal is even bigger and still ongoing. You still can’t take these phones…
Dim-Witted Gooks of Samsung to Recall and Replace a Million $900 Phones Due to Explosions
One of Samsung’s flagship phones is being recalled because the batteries are exploding and catching fire. A million units of a phone that retails for $900… this is the worst Korean crisis since that war they had a while back. c|net : Samsung’s Galaxy Note…
Oz Media Does Spaghettios on Refugee Hoopla
“Where is my free phone! Why won’t you give me a free phone?!” As Australia readies for its first dumping of 12,000 pretend refugees from Syria, the media are working like battery chooks, pumping out propaganda for the dumb goyim. Apart from reminders of World…














