Tag: satire

New Culture War Front Erupts Over Handjobs

Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual American men in long-term relationships have in receiving a manual sex, commonly known as a…

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Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas

In response to Florida governor Ron DeSantis’ claim that he is going to send weapons to the Israeli Defense Force, California governor Gavin Newsom has announced that he will be arming Hamas. The Democrat Newsom and the Republican DeSantis have been involved in an ongoing…

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Law of Gravity Disproportionately Targets People of Color

Last week, a video went viral on social media showing several young and promising aspiring rappers in Birmingham, Alabama floating off of the ground up into the stratosphere. When the video begins, it features the young men of color in an urban public housing neighborhood…

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Whatever Happened to Harry Reid?

Remember Harry Reid? He was in the government. Did you ever wonder what happened to him? Well, I can tell you what happened: he became a private detective. Unlike when he was working in the government, he is actually solving problems. He recently solved the…

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Women are Showing Up to Ron’s Gym and Men are Pissed

Visitors attend an event at the Soho location of Ron’s Gym in February 2018. Guys, leave your woman at home. Ron’s Gym was supposed to be the ultimate sanctuary for men: decidedly masculine in design, with walls and furniture in shades of brown and gray,…

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Is It Time to Repeal the Truck Amendment?

Editorial Staff New York Times April 25, 2018 Trucks kill. But some still insist that we must preserve the Truck Amendment in modern times. At the time of the writing of the Canadian Constitution, in 1641, everyone needed to have a truck to drive around…

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