Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual American men in long-term relationships have in receiving a manual sex, commonly known as a…
Tag: satire
There’s No Reason to End the Slaughter in Gaza. America Will Support It Forever!
Surely, there’s no reason to end the war so soon. The story of Angel Face being raped and then having her head cut off with a shovel has justified at least another ten thousand killings. Israel hasn’t even revealed the story of Moon Face, a…
Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
In response to Florida governor Ron DeSantis’ claim that he is going to send weapons to the Israeli Defense Force, California governor Gavin Newsom has announced that he will be arming Hamas. The Democrat Newsom and the Republican DeSantis have been involved in an ongoing…
Stormer-Endorsed Senate Candidate Mark Kelly Admits to Contracting Assassination of Abe Shinzo
“Nip gets clipped”: Stormer-endorsed Arizona Senate candidate Mark Kelly has revealed he ordered the assassination of Shinzo Abe. Arizona Senate Candidate Mark Kelly has admitted to me in text messages that he contracted the assassination of Shinzo Abe in order to send a message to…
Claim: Russian MoD No Longer Taking Calls from Dat Nigga Up in Da Muthafuka
“Rassis ass muthafuka white bitch done puttin da nigga on hold, aint eben holla at da nigga, shiieeeet. Finna pop off.” -The Pentagon Chief Formerly Known as Lloyd Austin Reports are that Russians are no longer taking the calls of dat nigga done been up…
After Seeing Graph, Redditors Decide to Go Fight in Yemen Instead – Denounced as Anti-Semites, Banned
The “Reddit Rambo Brigade” has moved from r/VolunteersForUkraine to r/VolunteersForYemen after seeing the following graph: The graph shows that while only a few dozen children have been killed in Ukraine, hundreds of thousands have been killed in Yemen. Users began posting images of the devastation…
Morale High Among Ukrainian Resistance in Kiev as Russians Forget to Bring Gas for Tanks
A Ukrainian people’s resistance movement in Kiev prepares for the Russian attack. Photos emerging from the conflict zone in the Ukraine show Ukrainian civilian resistance fighters looking joyful as they prepare to defend their homeland, while Russians are seen looking depressed and downtrodden as they…
Law of Gravity Disproportionately Targets People of Color
Last week, a video went viral on social media showing several young and promising aspiring rappers in Birmingham, Alabama floating off of the ground up into the stratosphere. When the video begins, it features the young men of color in an urban public housing neighborhood…
Facebook Now Will Recognize Satire and Not Censor People for It…?
Facebook has the same policies as every other company, so if Facebook is unbanning satire, it means every other site is too. Wait… what? RT : Facebook has pledged to provide a more detailed explanation of what constitutes satire on its platform, after the company’s…
Whatever Happened to Harry Reid?
Remember Harry Reid? He was in the government. Did you ever wonder what happened to him? Well, I can tell you what happened: he became a private detective. Unlike when he was working in the government, he is actually solving problems. He recently solved the…
Majority Support Turning the Earth Into a Frozen Wasteland – But What Are the Risks?
Previously on “ICED GLOBE: The Plan to Transform the World Into a Solid Sheet of Ice”:Â Why Do Socialists Promote Global Warming? According the The Guardian , citing the United Nations, which are both known for being highly factual and accurate in their truthful informations,…
FBI Announces That Bernie Bros Posting is Now Equal Priority to MAGA Posting
Allah Akbar Mujahadeen NPR March 10, 2020 The Bernie Brothers are now classified the same as ISIS, NPR reports AGNES BOOTISH, HOST: After a series of internet posts targeting blacks, Jews and other capitalists in this country, the FBI has faced a pointed question –…
Women are Showing Up to Ron’s Gym and Men are Pissed
Visitors attend an event at the Soho location of Ron’s Gym in February 2018. Guys, leave your woman at home. Ron’s Gym was supposed to be the ultimate sanctuary for men: decidedly masculine in design, with walls and furniture in shades of brown and gray,…
Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard Found Dead of Apparent Suicide
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim New York Times October 24, 2019 The presidential campaign of Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) came to an abrupt end Wednesday night when she was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head, an apparent suicide. Gabbard’s body was discovered in the…
BREAKING: President Trump Announces Full Withdrawal of Jewish Cock from His Mouth!
“Listen up, this endless blowjob is officially over!” Well, we were all happy with Donald Trump’s announcement that he was withdrawing troops from Syria, but many of us were left asking “when will you withdraw the Jewish cock from your mouth, Mr. President?” And it…
LEAKED: Mike Pompeo Tells Aide He’s Planning to Put Iraq on “Double Secret Democracy”
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has publicly said he is “deeply concerned” about the rising death toll in Iraq; however, in private, he’s been found to be talking about installing a “double democracy” in the fledgling Middle East Democracy. Iraq is currently in chaos ,…
By Deploying Mujahadeen to Protect Mecca, Sultan Al-Trump Fulfills Key Campaign Promise
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim Al-Breitbart September 21, 2019 In 2016, Sultan Muhammed Bin Al-Trump was elected on a Wahabbist platform of bringing jihad to the infidels in the name of Allah Most Merciful. Al-Trump promised that the Shiite rafida would feel the bottom of his shoe,…
Is It Time to Repeal the Truck Amendment?
Editorial Staff New York Times April 25, 2018 Trucks kill. But some still insist that we must preserve the Truck Amendment in modern times. At the time of the writing of the Canadian Constitution, in 1641, everyone needed to have a truck to drive around…
Leftists Wonder Why People Prefer Dank Memes While Forgetting About How Terrible Politically Correct Humor Is
Women, Blacks, and Jews are not funny. Political correctness is also not funny. It is not surprising then that when the mainstream of all media is one of these groups being politically correct, people do not like it and seek alternatives. The Alt-Right is both…
LOL: Twitter Blocks Account of German Leftist Satire Magazine Because of New Insane Censorship Laws
Oh Twitter. You thought this censorship stuff was going to end well? That didn’t take long! Just after Germany’s new, even more totalitarian censorship laws were enacted, I predicted it would spell the end of social media as we know it for Germans. Just two…


















