Hello friend! Are you respecting the magic distance number? Remember that if you don’t stay 2 meters away from people, people will die. People you know may die. Your family may die. You might die. To help you honor this magic and totally science-based and…
Clown sex! WHAT?! RT : Swiss prostitutes determined to return to work after the Covid-19 lockdown have drawn up a reopening plan to maximize social distancing with recommended sex positions, while calling for strict time limits and endless cleaning. Sex workers’ association ProKoRe released an…
People have been forced to live like prisoners for months, while being told that the Doom Virus could kill everyone at any moment. It is understandable that, after all of that, they’d react badly when the police order them to wear a face mask. Everyone’s…
Welcome to the domain of Virus, traveler. This here is the virus zone. It is the public space people use to get from one safe zone to another. You have to wear your protective pod at all times. Your protective pod is your outdoor protective…
It’s sad that strippers these days are fat with all of these disgusting tattoos. I just really can’t even imagine the mindset of a woman who gets a tattoo. “Oh, hey, let me make myself significantly uglier for no reason.” Nonetheless, strippers remain more morally…
The new playground. Office spaces are changing, workplaces are changing, nursery schools are changing. Primary schools are also changing. Daily Mail : A primary school has sparked fury among parents after it revealed its social distancing plan, which would see children as young as four…
Pictured: coronavirus-infected people under lockdown. The WHO, the single biggest hive of “experts” that’s been orchestrating the coronavirus response all over the Western world, is now pushing the idea that people have to adapt to this new house arrest way of living because coronavirus will…
This is nightmarish. Seriously, it is Black Mirror come to life. THE VIRUS DOESN’T KILL CHILDREN, YOU EVIL BASTARDS! YOU’RE GIVING THEM PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE! The Doom Virus hysteria is reaching new heights despite all data portraying coronavirus as something as dangerous as the flu.…
Okay so. Let me get this straight. The governments of Europe locked their populations in their houses on the pretense that they had to do it to keep hospitals from being overwhelmed. Then when it was clear that hospitals were not overwhelmed, they kept them…
🇺🇸 — WILLIAMSBURG: Two antisemites were arrested moments ago after they assaulted Jews while ripping off their masks on the streets of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. pic.twitter.com/cW5u0AYT3b — Belaaz (@TheBelaaz) May 11, 2020 Claiming that people attacking Jews because they refuse to follow these “social distancing” rules…
Pictured: you with your friends in the near future. There’s a new idea floating around: people may only be allowed to interact with a small social circle in order to make it easy for the government to contain viruses. Daily Mail : Chief constables are…
At this point, this sounds like a joke. The internet is full of videos of health care workers literally doing choreographed dances in the workplace with their colleagues because they clearly have nothing better to do and no patients to attend to, and these experts…
Georgia reopened their economy too soon and now we are all going to pay the price. As many of you are aware, Georgia this past Friday became one of the first states in the country to partially reopen their economy. Under the new guidelines, restaurants…
If it looks like governments are doing completely nonsensical stuff in response to coronavirus, it’s probably because they are, in fact, doing completely nonsensical stuff that so-called experts and politicians pull out of their asses. Daily Mail : Social distancing orders to keep two metres…
Beth Palmer, 17 In a healthy society, women who consider taking their own lives would be unable to do so. Because they’d be living in a cage under tight surveillance and have no access to pills or sharp objects. But we don’t live in a…
Dr. Takeshi Kasai, WHO regional director for the Western Pacific Do you like this new way of living? Do you like being told that you’re not allowed to leave your home for anything other than buying food essentials? Do you like being forced to stay…
Humans, like dogs, are mammals. And, like with dogs, a lack of contact crushes their souls. Independently of social distancing being an official policy or not, making people paranoid about coronavirus can result in most people continuing to behave like germophobes for years out of…
It seems that people will be denied a social life until a vaccine for coronavirus is ready. Daily Mail : Australian public life could be restricted for another year because of the coronavirus pandemic, Prime Minister Scott Morrison warned on Friday, as the country’s most…
Countries are beginning to extend the lockdown , and the official narrative right now appears to be that the lockdown is going to last an undetermined amount of time, and that even if the lockdown ends, social distancing will remain. Now global brands have started…
