It’s totally wacky, but it looks like this train explosion in East Palestine, Ohio is going to poison the entire Ohio River. The media is covering it up by refusing to make it a story, instead focusing on objects. This bitch was burning for days.…
Tag: space aliens
Government Release Alien Hoax Documents
Previously: They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens at You The aliens report has been released. And it only contains more questions. Except that I don’t have any questions, because I know this whole thing is a big hoax. RT : The newly released US intelligence…
They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens on You
Not a day goes by that I don’t see some bullshit about aliens, including flying pyramids, in the media. New York Post : The Pentagon has admitted that a US Navy destroyer captured this eerie night-vision footage of mysterious flashing objects flying above it and…
We’ll Be Able to Communicate With “Aliens,” Expert Says
Arik Kershenbuam The Wall Street Journal published an essay by Arik Kershenbaum, a zoologist at the University of Cambridge, where he argues that, eventually, humans will be able to communicate with aliens. The purpose of these news items about aliens this and aliens that is…
Government Plans to Release UFO Gibberish in Preparation for Alien Visitation Hoax
A lot of you people are literal drooling morons, and believed in the coronavirus hoax long after I’d explained to you in excruciating detail that it was a hoax. So I fully expect you same idiots to believe in the aliens hoax when that comes…
Half a Million People Sign-Up to Storm Area 51 to Uncover Alien Mystery
The last guy who stormed Area 51 to try to get answers about the aliens was shot dead. The solution is obviously hundreds of thousands storming the base at once . Fox News : Over 400,000 people have committed to a Facebook event pledging to…
Let’s Talk About Chimpanzee Sign Language
Chimpanzee gestures follow the same laws as human languages, a new study in #ProcB suggests https://t.co/x0jvE8xESF First author @rapha_heesen kindly took the time to tell us more: https://t.co/M7jwwx6JTc pic.twitter.com/NzVMstW0Dk — Royal Society Publishing (@RSocPublishing) February 13, 2019 Of course the Russians are going to connect…
Remember That Time Jean-Claude Juncker Said He was in Communication with Aliens?
I mentioned the June 28, 2016 event wherein, during a session of the European Parliament, European Commission head Jean-Claude Juncker claimed that he was in communication with aliens yesterday, and that the versions of the video with English subtitles have been stripped from YouTube. A…
Local Boomer Hoaxes Ancient UFO in Caribbean… We Can Do Better
As many devoted Stormers know, I am keen on developing a viable treasure-hunting Stormer Force. Like the Nazis from Indiana Jones. I’m not sure what to call it yet. It could be a branch of the Naval Defense Unit that when we’re not patrolling the…
America’s $22 Million UFO Monitoring Program
This might not seem like a lot of money for the government, but it is a lot of money in a general sense. Also, they are almost certainly lying about how much money was spent on this. Especially to waste on UFOs. Obviously, these UFOs…
Thank God: A Glowing Alien Object of Some Kind has Entered Our Solar System
REPTOID WHORE POLICE WHEN? This is exactly the right time for an alien invasion. No joke. I hope it’s the Annunaki of Planet X. Fox News : It was first seen just a month ago. A tiny blip of light was seen to be moving…











