Tag: spics

Spic Jewel Thief Steals a Lot of Shiny Things

Police: Thief With Expensive Taste Targets Tiffany & Co. On Three Occasions They like shiny things and have small brains. CBS : The NYPD is trying to track down the suspect behind a string of thefts at Tiffany & Co. on Fifth Avenue. The alleged…

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Hispanic Male Waves His Dick Around in Front of School

Where else was this guy going to wave his dick? Cut him some slack. ABC : Police are looking for a suspect who allegedly exposed himself to students at Dexter Middle School in Whittier. Whittier police said the incident occurred Thursday morning while students were…

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16-Year-Old Girl Killed by Illegal Guatemalan

Trump can’t really play this one up too much because the victim isn’t white (whatever Jared Taylor may claim). She has a white name, so I’m assuming she’s a hapa. Even if she’s a mulatto or whatever, this is someone from a far away land…

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Two Spics and a Negro Wanted for Home Invasion

They’re working together. This cannot end well. KGUN : According to the department, the men stole several items from a home in the 1300 block of West Wheatridge Drive. They also broke into a Honda Civic parked at the home. They left in a light-colored…

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Spic Robs a Bank in New Mexico

Why did America even make a New Mexico? Did we really need a second one? ABQ Journal : A man robbed a northeast Albuquerque bank on Friday afternoon, according to the FBI. FBI spokesman Frank Fisher said the suspect walked into the New Mexico Bank…

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Another Spic Robs a Bank

Whatever happened to standard spiccary? When I think of spic illegal activity for profit, I don’t think of bank robberies. I think of drugs and human trafficking. RR Observer : A man wearing a Denver Broncos baseball cap robbed a Rio Rancho bank on Thursday…

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Two Spics Carjack White Grandmother at Gunpoint

Look, we have two options. Option one, we build the wall. Option two, the government makes America a Mad Max wasteland. Personally I would prefer the wall, but Mad Max could be fun. ABC : A Houston grandmother is speaking out after she says she…

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$60 WORTH OF SOAP! Man, That is a lot of Soap.

I wonder if this was like, special organic Dead Sea salt charcoal virgin olive oil soap or something? You know I am really careful about the soaps I use. Because most of that shit has estrogens in it. Absorbs through your pores. I am good…

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Beaner Smuggler Who Killed White Border Agent Extradited

Agent Brian A. Terry. Drugs, crime, murderers, rapists. All these problems, and only one solution. WALL. UPI : A Mexican citizen suspected in the 2010 shooting death of a U.S. Border Patrol agent has been extradited to the United States to face murder charges, federal…

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Spic Robs a Target and Assaults Staff

No, you see, all this stuff was defective. He just didn’t want anyone buying faulty goods. We don’t need a wall, you’re racist. KEYT : he San Luis Obispo Police need your help to catch three suspects involved in a theft that happened on Friday…

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