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Biracial Spider-Monkey to Replace Spider-Man

Yep that’s right folks, say shalom to Peter Parker and hola to senor Miles Morales, the Spider-Man alter ego who will be replacing the evil white devil Peter Parker because non-white children don’t have enough action figures that look like them. Spider-Ape appeared in the…

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The Push for a Black Spider-Man

ORLY? Marvel Comics has been putting out some very profitable (and often well-done) films with their own studio for a number of years now, but the film rights to some of their most popular characters are owned by other studios – these include the rights…

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Jew Actor Says Spider-Man is a Jew

He does whatever a spider can – think of spinning webs and sucking blood. The hook-nosed Jewish fiend Andrew Garfield, who isn’t a Spider-Man but plays one on TV, has come out and declared that Peter Parker is a Jew. He knows because he is…

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