A woman just broke a woman’s athletic record. CTV : Montreal fitness enthusiast Dana Glowacka set the world record for the longest plank held by a woman earlier in May – passing the previous record by 50 minutes. Glowacka held the position for four hours…
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Here's the height of the Curtis/Dwyer crime scene. They were literally sliding around in all the blood. (no sound) pic.twitter.com/fHtyaUTxFT — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) January 26, 2019 Can you believe that right now there are people on planet earth that watch sports other than MMA? RT…
Man Pretending to be a Woman Gets $20,000 For Not Being Let on Womxn’s Eggball Team
We’re 10-15 years away from there not being any women in women’s sports… And I’m perfectly fine with that. What better way to start off the new year than with a story about trannies beating strong independent womyn? Daily Wire : Christina Ginther, a biological…
Absolute Unit! Tranny DOMINATES Sluts at Handball Competition!
Check. Out. This. ABSOLUTE. Unit. This is how we maintain Western dominance in the world, lads. One half of the White team isn’t pulling its weight: the women. That just means the other, better half has to do everything. I am all for our men…
Blacks Takeover Serial Killing Like They Took Over Every Other Sport: Black Guy Most Prolific Ever Killer
At one point, football players were white. And basketball players. That was over by the time I was a kid. But I grew up thinking golfers, hockey players and serial killers were white. Then they gave us Tiger Woods. Then I saw the cover of…
Jap Waifu Relay Runner Breaks Leg, Crawls to Finish Line – What Would Your Waifu Do for You?
Japanese people have a very strong sense of honor and duty. The Telegraph: A teenage runner in a relay marathon in Japan is being applauded for her never-say-die spirit for insisting on crawling the last 700 feet of her section of the race after falling…
Sickening CIS White Female Lashes Out Against Oppressed Trans Woman
This is the new face of hate in America. In a shocking turn of events, a white female who lost a biking contest against a trans woman has lashed out with pure hatred against the superior rider, claiming that the race was somehow “not fair.”…
Loser McGregor Loses Yet Again, Fight Turns Into Mass Brawl Jihadi-Shitshow [UPDATE]
UPDATE: Khabib the terrorist got the belt and gave a press conference praising Allah. Real shocker there. He said Putin called him to congratulate him, which I guess is natural enough – Khabib is a citizen of Russia – but this wasn’t exactly Rocky IV.…
Ronaldo Left Out of Games After Being Metooed
So…. I guess this is the end of this guy’s career. I don’t see how they can pull him from games over these rape hoax charges and then be like “nah, okay, we’ll go ahead and bring him back then.” And obviously the hoaxed rape…
Now Ronaldo is Getting #MeTooed. I Thought That Nigga Gay.
On a long enough time line, the chance of getting metooed is 1. RT : Cristiano Ronaldo has branded rape claims against him as “fake news,” saying that people “want to promote themselves” by using his name. His lawyers are set to sue German news…
Welcome to the Jungle: African Athletics Championship Becomes Global Fiasco
Diversity Macht Frei August 5, 2018 Sport was supposed be the one thing Africans were good at. Running away from lions and tigers in the jungle really builds up the muscles and weeds out the unfit. What a shame, then, that the African Athletics Championship,…
Just… Just Don’t Go Swimming, Bojangles
Even professional black athletes in peak condition can’t keep from drowning. He thought he could do the white sport of hockey, he must be able to do the white activity of going for a dip. Nope! SAD! ESPN : Former NHL goaltender Ray Emery drowned…
German Angelique Kerber Defeats Juiced Gorilla Serena Williams in Wimbledon Finals
The 2018 women’s final at Wimbledon was the story of a German woman defying all odds to defeat a juiced up man ape. It was a truly impressive athletic accomplishment. This weekend is a pretty big deal for sports fans. We have the World Cup’s…
Letting Serena Williams Compete at Wimbledon is Like Letting a Chetah Compete at the Kentucky Derby
Yeah so she just had a kid with the Reddit guy and she’s about to win the biggest tennis tournament yet again. Washington Post : There was a time, when she was a much younger player, that Serena Williams got upset when she wasn’t picked…
Meanwhile, In America…
“My wife’s boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg on Craigslist to afford me the opportunity to be here” pic.twitter.com/e4UjGQoKgO — Chris Hassel (@Hassel_Chris) June 20, 2018 Is this a troll? I don’t even know. It kinda seems like it would have to be. But he plays…
Christian Ronaldo Did Up on Tax Hoax! Sentenced to 2 Years in Prison!
Okay so maybe he ripped off the government on taxes. I don’t really see why he would do that, he’s not exactly short on cash. But maybe he did. So fine him then. How do you put the most famous athlete in the world in…
Skin Hate: NFL Bans Kneeling Nubians
The NFL has announced that it is banning the African people from kneeling during the National Anthem at football games. The kneeling Nubians were protesting America, a racist nation which enslaved them for tens of thousands of years before a slave-uprising led by the black…
Christian Ronaldo is in 10x Better Shape Than His Fat, Fugly GF
This is where we are at as a society. Even the most famous sports star in the world, in peak physical condition, is forced to date girls way below his own standard. Look at the disgusting ass-fat on this bitch. Bitch looks like she had…
Sportball: Ex-Players Say 85% of NBA and 89% of NFL Smoked Pot
This is funny because there is literally no possible way, whatsoever, that marijuana could do anything other than damage sports performance. It lowers testosterone and dims the reflexes. USA Today : Former NBA player Kenyon Martin, the No. 1 pick in the 2000 draft, said…
#DoNotPardonDatNog: Mr. President, Do Not Pardon the Nigger Jack Johnson
Oh my God, this is fucking retarded. Fox News : President Trump Saturday said that he is considering a “full pardon” for boxing’s first black heavyweight champion, Jack Johnson, after being urged to do so by “Rocky” actor Sylvester Stallone. Trump said that Stallone had…


















