Tag: sportsball

Is the Negro Basketball Association Next?

The Negro Felon League has been mired in controversy over the whole kneeling thing. It’s gotten President Trump to comment on it, Vice-President Pence to walk out on a game, and thousands of fans to burn their overpriced shit and boycott the league. It’s been…

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Sportsball Ork Suspended for Beating Coalburner Girlfriend

Sportsball Ork Ezekiel Elliot. I’m not sure what this girl expected to happen. Probably, she expected to get knocked around and that’s what attracted her in the first place. New York Times : The N.F.L., after a yearlong investigations, reached its decision after reviewing Elliott’s…

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Why I Won’t be Watching the Monkey Bowl

The Super Bowl has long been the most watch event on American television. This is very unfortunate indeed. While I can understand the appeal of vicariously participation in ritualized warfare, if you really want to watch big guys smash into each other I would recommend…

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Calling All Shitlords: Defend an American Hero

I don’t pay much attention to sportsball, as it’s been a long time since athletics was a good source of role models and American heroism. In my childhood I was disappointed to see a most treacherous club of rapists and petty thugs in the clubs…

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