Tag: study finds

Maternal Obesity May Accelerate Aging in Children, Study Finds

Victim (right) and perpetrator (left) Healthy at any size! Their body, their choice! Fat is beautiful! Destroy ancient, bigoted beauty standards! Study Finds : Many parents report feeling older after having their first child. Which, all things considered, makes sense; sleepless nights, early mornings, and…

Continue Reading »

Binge Drinking Helps Men Woo Women, Study Finds

When women are allowed to choose who they’ll have sex with, men enter stupid competitions to please the jury. Daily Mail : It may seem an uncouth way to spend the evening, but binge drinking could be an evolutionary tactic to woo women, say scientists…

Continue Reading »

Study: Physically Fit People Have Stronger and Sharper Brains

According to Plato, Aristotle and Socrates, physical fitness and intellectual fitness couldn’t and shouldn’t be separated. Aristotle, notice the strong core and well-proportioned arms Plato, notice the well-defined pectoral muscle and the size of the biceps Socrates, powerful forearms, thick biceps, no fat Thucydides said…

Continue Reading »

Eating Dirt Cures Obesity, Study Finds

Haitians have been eating dirt cookies for decades, and they’re very trim. They didn’t need fancy researchers to tell them how to fight obesity. Daily Mail : Eating a side of a certain kind of dirt with your dinner might help to prevent obesity by…

Continue Reading »

Fat Old Sluts More Fertile Than Slim Virgins, Study Finds

Research has shown that old fat women shouldn’t freak-out if they’re childless because even though evil patriarchal society ignores them, fertility smiles upon them. Daily Mail : It’s long been suggested men are more attracted to a woman’s hourglass figure because it signals better fertility.…

Continue Reading »