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Projected Placebo Effect? Medicine Works Better If Doctors Believe in It, Study Finds
Placebos are things that appear to be valid treatments but aren’t. They’re not supposed to do anything. The Placebo Effect is the name given to the phenomenon of these placebos apparently provoking a response in people. It isn’t really known what exactly makes it possible…
Monkeys Beat “Humans” at Computer Game in Groundbreaking Intelligence Study
Actual picture used by one of the study’s authors. Every human is the same, so any human with any skin color can accurately represent the Human Race. Daily Star : Monkeys have shown that they’re better than humans at ‘thinking outside the box.’ Julia Watzek,…
Exercising Before Breakfast Burns Twice as Much Fat, Study Finds
Did you know? When you eat and when you exercise can make a difference. Study Finds : Like to get in your workout during the morning? Make sure you do it before you scarf down your daily bowl of cereal or plate of eggs. A…
Coffee Increases Fat Loss Through Brown Fat Stimulation But Also the Chances of Losing a Pregnancy
Recent research suggests that a cup of coffee can help people lose weight both in the form of fat and pregnancies, which means that coffee is sexist — or empowering, depending how you look at it. Study Finds : If you’re looking for a new…
Binge Drinking Helps Men Woo Women, Study Finds
When women are allowed to choose who they’ll have sex with, men enter stupid competitions to please the jury. Daily Mail : It may seem an uncouth way to spend the evening, but binge drinking could be an evolutionary tactic to woo women, say scientists…
Scientists Find Antidote to Bioweapon Capable of Putting a Cute Face on Iggy Pop’s Body
Have you ever wondered if there’s a magical potion or something able to put a cute face on Iggy Pop’s body? No? Okay, but you should know that such a concoction exists and it is called “veganism.” HIGH PROTEIN VEGAN TEEN! View this post on…
Study: If Women Don’t Complain About Stuff, They Die
Women who are uppity, confrontational, constantly nagging, easily angered and needlessly argumentative are to be celebrated as brave fitness enthusiasts who are working out their heart muscle and keeping themselves healthy and stroke-free. Stop shunning women’s healthy behaviors. Daily Mail : Expressing how you feel…
1 in 3 Breast Cancer Cases Could be Prevented If Women Ate Better, Exercised More and Drank Less
Women campaign to Free the Nipple but remain silent about what they can do to free their breasts from cancer. Daily Mail : As many as one in three breast cancer cases could be prevented with simple lifestyle changes, a new report suggests. Researchers from…
Study: Women Faking Orgasms are More Likely to Have a Real One
Women are pretty funny. Daily Mail : It’s often thought of as a quick escape from bad sex. But faking an orgasm could actually improve women’s sex lives and make them more likely to have a real one , scientists claim. Among women who pretend…
Study: Vegetarian Diets are WORSE for the Environment Than Diets with Meat!
Prominent titless vegan Greta Thunberg sacrificed her puberty and breasts for the animals and climate. Vegans abstain from eating animal foods because they hate themselves and humans in general, and their brain chemistry is all so messed up that they feel the most empathy towards…
Study Claims 22% of Men Who Cut Their Dicks Off are Sane
Look goyim – SANITY! Notice how they casually imply that surgically and chemically mutilating yourself into a parody of the opposite sex is not a mental illness. Breitbart : 78 per cent of students who identify as trans, non-binary, or “genderqueer” meet the criteria for…
One Year of Being Fat Reduces Women’s Lifelong Chances of Surviving Cancer
Plus size “model” Tess Holliday is likely to have bowel or breast cancer and eventually die a horrible death “ Fat shaming saves lives ” is not hyperbole — it is a fact. Every year carrying extra fat increases women’s likelihood of dying after a…
Study: People Who Spend More Time Outdoors are Happier
The benefits of getting two to three hours a week of outdoors time is said to be comparable to meeting the recommended amounts of exercise or living in a high socioeconomic area versus a low-status one. Greenwich Time : It’s been established that people who…
Horns Growing on Young People’s Skulls Because of Smartphone Use
Average smartphone addict. If this trend continues, humans a hundred years from now may look nothing like humans today. Greenwich Time : Mobile technology has transformed the way we live – how we read, work, communicate, shop and date. But we already know this. What…
Study: Motherhood Makes Women Happier with the Size and Shape of Their Breasts
Motherhood is good for women. Daily Mail : Becoming a mother makes women more comfortable with their bodies, according to a new study . Researchers found that, in general, women who were unhappy with the size and shape of their breasts had a more negative…
Study: Fast Food Can Cause Irreversible Dementia
This study provides another piece of the Trumpshner puzzle. Daily Mail : Eating fast food can cause irreversible dementia, a study warns . The research found the average person is eating an extra 650 calories a day compared to 1970s , which is the equivalent…
Study Shows Dogs Mirror the Emotions of Their Owners, Just Like Women
Two dogs giving each other a pawshake. You may already be aware that women share many similarities with dogs. Training one or the other is pretty much the same process, except that putting a collar and a leash on a woman is easier. Now science…
Scientists Say Women Who Shave Pubic Hair are More Likely to Suffer Chronic Vulva Pain
This is clearly the fault of the patriarchy. Without the evil influence of authoritarian men, women would be growing multiple beards all over their bodies and enjoying a pain-free existence living somewhere in the tropics with a permanent tan. When women liberate themselves from the…
Study: Low-Carb Keto Diets Increase Risk of Hearth Rhythm Disorders Linked to Strokes
NOTE: Please see HERE for context on this article. The more you look into keto diets, the worse those keto diets look. They’re just terrible. We recently learned about women following those diets experiencing what they call “keto crotch,” which is a mildly elegant way…




















