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Tom Looks Fine, Jeez. Or, Well, That Tom Does.

People are shit-talking Tom Cruise over plastic surgery seen for the first time at the Super Bowl that looks fine. He’s 62 and he’s a movie star, he’s gonna have some work done, he didn’t go crazy with it, it looks fine. Yeah, when you…

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Anti-Chiefs Mass Shooting??? Three Shooters??? One Dead???

Here is the moment the gunfire broke out at the Kansas City Chiefs Superbowl Parade. Why bring rifles and shoot with so many innocent bystanders in a crowd!!??? #ChiefsParade #KansasCity pic.twitter.com/HPcIwKT1MK — Byron (@1ByronWileyAmy1) February 15, 2024 Happening right now on active shooter Super Bowl…

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My Apologies to Tom Brady

Tom Brady won his 7th Super Bowl on Sunday night, to the stomps and claps of excited fans. I want to personally apologize to Tom, as I publicly stated years ago that his career was over and he should quit. This is probably more than…

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No One Even Wants to Go to the Super Bowl

Tom Brady is somehow back at the Super Bowl again this year (which is really incredible and something I didn’t think would happen), but in a Twilight Zonesque twist, no one is interested in attending the event. Sports used to be the only thing in…

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Mexican Cage Children Featured in Latinx Super Bowl Show

JLo isn’t even Mexican or Central American or whatever. She’s Puerto Rican. I’m told Puerto Rico is a part of the United States. But apparently, Puerto Ricans feel more of an allegiance to Mexico and Central America than to the United States. It’s almost as…

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Drunken White Sportsball People Cause Chaos in Philly

#SuperBowl Champions destroy #Philadelphia 🏈 pic.twitter.com/sd9Thotooa — 🇮🇱Maga Matt 2020🇺🇸 (@Millenniel_Matt) February 5, 2018 When I see a headline that says “celebration turns rowdy in Philly,” I immediately think “OH MUST BE THE BLACKS AGAIN THOSE RASCALS.” So you can imagine my disappointment when I…

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Negro Felon League: Championship Games Decline in Ratings

Even in a league dominated by monkeys the White master race prevails! This past weekend the Negro Felon League held their conference championship games. As predicted, the ratings were down from last year’s contests. Chicago Tribune : More than 40 million people watched the NFL’s…

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Trump on O’Reilly: Full Interview

The potato nigger Bill O’Reilly was rude in this interview, and deserves to be punished for it in some way, or at least investigated. There is no excuse for being rude to Our President. He is the leader, and he should be respected with “sir…

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Meme Magic: Team Trump Won the Big Game

For the White race, it's never over. #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/NrQ7YgkzgP — Richard 🐸 Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) February 6, 2017 I knew ol’ Tom would come through. I didn’t watch the game and don’t know anything about sports. I have never watched them, not for any political reason,…

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Why I Won’t be Watching the Monkey Bowl

The Super Bowl has long been the most watch event on American television. This is very unfortunate indeed. While I can understand the appeal of vicariously participation in ritualized warfare, if you really want to watch big guys smash into each other I would recommend…

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