Tag: swimming

Now They’re Trying to Teach the Blacks How to Not Drown

Missing Chicago woman Taylor Casey disappeared during a yoga retreat in the Bahamas a week ago. Her mother says there are too many unanswered questions — including how Casey’s phone was found at the bottom of the ocean. pic.twitter.com/PpgLqPckUN — CBS Mornings (@CBSMornings) June 26,…

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Israeli Swimmer Heavily Booed During World Championships

Israel’s Anastasia Gorbenko just got booed during her interview after getting 2nd in the Women’s 400 IM at the Swimming World Championships in Doha pic.twitter.com/3ajYuryn63 — Kyle Sockwell (@kylesockwell) February 18, 2024 Go home, kike! No one wants you here! Baby-killing whore! Reuters : An…

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Aquasheman Breaks Another Women’s Swimming Record

In a world totally dominated by women, trannies have made unlikely heroes. I love this stuff. I want every single women’s sports world record in the world to be held by a tranny. RT : University of Pennsylvania transgender swimmer Lia Thomas set a new…

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Aquatic Tranny Breaks Female College Swimming Records

Some people are pissed about this. I don’t get why. New York Post : Lia Thomas, a 22-year old transgender swimmer at the University of Pennsylvania, has been shattering women’s records at the school. Before her transition, she competed for three years at Penn as…

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Just… Just Don’t Go Swimming, Bojangles

Even professional black athletes in peak condition can’t keep from drowning. He thought he could do the white sport of hockey, he must be able to do the white activity of going for a dip. Nope! SAD! ESPN : Former NHL goaltender Ray Emery drowned…

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Why is Michael Phelps’ Son Named “Boomer”?

Everyone thinks Micheal Phelps is a pretty cool guy. But then they find out his son’s name is “Boomer.” Like Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Boomer Esiason, except that Boomer Esiason’s real name was “Norman Julius Esiason” (which is also sort of gross, I guess, probably), and…

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Germans to Pay for Refugee Swimming Lessons After Drownings

These refugees are getting expensive. Now they need swimming lessons because they’re drowning left and right. The Local : After an asylum seeker drowned in a Bavarian lake and three refugees died in swimming accidents in Hamburg at the beginning of June, authorities are looking…

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