Tag: syria

Russia: Jewish Bombing Put a Passenger Plane at Risk

Everyone knows that bombing close to a civilian aircraft is a typical Jewish trick. But no one will ever call them out other than the Russians. And it doesn’t matter if the Russians call them out, because the Russians are pure evil and they hate…

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Assad Says the Terrorists are Scarier Than the Refugees

At first I thought he was saying “don’t fear the refugees.” But what he’s actually saying is that the European nationals – with European passports – that Europe sends to help ISIS are scarier than the refugees, only a percentage of which are terrorists. He…

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Shock as US Isn’t Really Leaving Syria After All

The iron-clad law of the Universe goes thusly: whenever the US invades a country, it never leaves. And the second law of the Universe is that when Donald Trump says or tweets something, you can safely assume that only 10% of what he’s promising will…

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The Hero Dog’s Name is Still Classified!

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! pic.twitter.com/PDMx9nZWvw — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2019 The leader of ISIS was killed by…

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