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Taliban Moving in on Kabul! Niggas is Shook!

The Taliban enter Afghan capital Kabul “from all sides”, meeting little resistance, reports say https://t.co/QjKBk0k8zN — BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) August 15, 2021 The Taliban is rolling into Kabul already. No one that I read predicted it would happen this fast. Bullet point blurbs from…

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Cocksucker McCarthy Attacks the Taliban for No Reason

“My name is Kevin McCarthy and I have called this press conference to announce once again that I will be attempting to suck my own cock – again.” No one will explain what the Taliban did wrong. These people invaded their country on a trumped-up…

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CNN Defends Afghan War, Citing Women’s Rights

This is what democracy looks like! The evil patriarch Harold Drumpf (his real German name – Nazi) was attempting to end the war in Afghanistan. Why? Well, because he hates women. He hates all women, including women with penises. But he has a special hatred…

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