Ted Cruz, who is the ultimate scumbag, just did yet another publicity stunt and got a haircut from the woman who was arrested and sentenced to jail for opening her salon. New York Post : Sen. Ted Cruz showed his support Friday for a Dallas…
Look at that face. Does that look like a human being to you? Or does it look like a satanic creature from another dimension wearing a skinsuit? There’s no way you’re going to convince me this is a human. The sunglasses and beard help, but…
Well, at least Yang is still trying to be funny, even though his meme candidacy collapsed because he kinda wasn’t really that funny. Daily Mail : Ted Cruz challenged Andrew Yang to a basketball game as the 2020 Democratic candidate prepares take stage for the…
Steve “Ol’ Blue Eyes Master Race” King Because of course. Any time that anyone in the GOP expresses sentiment in support of the white race, the GOP must attack itself, because it is actually also a leftist organization that simply has right-wing members. CNN :…
New reports are suggesting that the Democrat Party does not believe in democratic values. Considering that the Democrat Party has been so concerned about foreigners interfering in the United States electoral process, it is quite shocking that there are reports of them asking non-citizens to…
So the situation is, Roy Moore got his money in order by the time he was 32, then he went cruising for a teenage virgin wife. He was doing interviews with these women. This isn’t weird. So then they throw in this 14-year-old who says…
tfw spreading democracy The Cambodian government has exposed the opposition leader as being part of a US government plot to overthrow their country. Ted Cruz’ response is to threaten them, tell them they have to let the puppet take over. Channel NewsAsia : Cambodia’s national…
Somehow, I always knew this was true. We all thought it was just a meme. After all, what were the odds that Ted Cruz was really the Zodiac Killer? But now, to everyone’s surprise, we find confirmation from the most reliable source imaginable: Wikipedia edits…
Ohhhhhhh Ted, you weird fuck…! NY Daily News : Sen. Ted Cruz has been busy on Twitter. The Republican lawmaker from Texas was among more than 400 accounts that liked a two-minute-long porno from @SexuallPosts on the social media site. Lewd footage of the actors…
Is this some kind of a sick joke? How can it be a felony to not buy things from someone? The Nation : In 1966, the NAACP of Claiborne County, Mississippi, launched a boycott of several white-owned local businesses on the basis of racial discrimination.…
Ted Cruz just lost a FULL HALF of his support from Republicans after stabbing Trump in the back at the RNC! I say “stab in the back,” but in fact it should be referred to as an “attempted back-stabbing” – he thrust the knife, but…
The 2020 elections must seem six million years away after this! Everyone in the USA is tired of Ted “Stand With The Jews” Cruz. Breitbart : Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) gave a stirring address to the Republican National Convention on Wednesday night, but failed to…
Raphael Cruzman brought his escaped criminal father, who killed JFK, and his Goldman Sachs wife, who plotted a conspiracy with the CFR to open the Mexican border, up on stage with him to talk about how he loved America. People were just all like “lolwut.”…
Ted Cruz was yesterday confronted by TOTAL BROS in Indiana. Ted: What do like about Donald Trump? BRO: Everything. When you see these men, do you not feel brotherhood? Do you not feel a tribal solidarity? Do you not feel the love? We are all…
While introducing Ted Cruz at a rally yesterday in Indiana, the science experiment Carly Fiorina went down, falling off the stage. The funniest thing was that Tedman and his family just completely ignored her. They must have witnessed the fall, it was right in front…
Crazy-ass bitch! Cruzman Sachs’ ugly slut wife has called him out as an infiltrating alien force. At a campaign stop in Indiana, the mentally ill banker slut said: “Ted is an immigrant.” This is the last nail. We have been unifying this party. Five of…
The delusional Cuban psychopath Tedman Sachs has named a fellow mutated weirdo as has running mate. Reuters : U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz, looking to slow front-runner Donald Trump’s momentum, was expected to announce on Wednesday that former business executive Carly Fiorina will be…
In a move never seen or heard of in politics, Ted Cruz and John Kasich have openly announced a plan to double-team Donald Trump. CNN : Ted Cruz and John Kasich are joining forces in a last-ditch effort to deny Donald Trump the Republican presidential…
Cruz has officially passed his peak. He is now at 27% to Our Glorious Leader’s 45%, according to a new Fox poll . Cruz has dropped 11 points in a month. It’s a huge dip. Probably because the hookers he was caught banging were so…
It’s surprising that Ted Cruz feels comfortable around unleavened bread, given that his face is made of leavened bread. Maybe the rivalries between unleavened and leavened bread have been overstated, or maybe Ted “If You Don’t Stand with Israel and the Jews, I Won’t Stand…
