Tag: teenagers

Darn. They’re Hecking Onto Us.

For the past six years, I’ve been running an evil program to systematically brainwash teenage boys into believing in themselves, making themselves into good men and fighting for their divine right to inherit the civilization their ancestors built for them. But the jig might be…

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DC: Jerk-Offs Want to Let 16-Year-Olds Vote

Yeah, might as well. Vice News : Washington, D.C. could become the first jurisdiction in the country to allow 16-year-olds to vote in federal elections, including the presidential election, if a bill before the city council is enacted. The legislation was introduced Tuesday by Council…

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An Important Message for Kids: Don’t Eat Tide Pods

’s mission is to serve as a guide for teenagers. And we have a very important message for you today: don’t eat Tide Pods. RT : YouTube and Facebook have been desperately trying to stop kids from participating in a popular new trend that involves…

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Alleged Neo-Nazi Teenager Kills Girlfriend’s Parents!

Unlike, say, a Dylann Roof type event, there are no potential ramifications of a Neo-Nazi carrying out a non-political murder. Other than the possible ramification of people thinking “maybe I shouldn’t fuck with Neo-Nazis.” The act was non-political. Anyone with any beliefs can get pissed…

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