Cooler, better and cheaper than a Tesla. But Joe Brandon won’t allow you to buy one, because that would be against democracy. Previously: Repulsive Jew Terrorist Yellen Tells Chinese That Making Less Money Would be Good for Their Economy China sells EVs for $10,000. It’s…
He’s fat. He’s retarded. He’ll ban you from masturbating. Reuters reported that the censorship overlord Elon Musk is canceling plans to make a cheaper Tesla to compete with the Chinese. Musk, who is fat and retarded, responded on Twitter to a post about this. Then…
If Elon Musk started programing his cars to murder the family members of his enemies, I would offer him my full support. Programming robot cars to kill people is awesome. New York Post : Angela Chao, Sen. Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law, spent her last minutes…
This is what a Cybertruck looks like after sitting outside for 5 days when it rains. Stainless steel does in fact stain, and rust. Owners are just now discovering the exhausting maintenance they have to do to keep them clean, or pay $5000 to have…
One of the biggest problems I have with environmentalists is that they’re destroying the earth with poisonous chemicals. Many of these chemicals affect our day to day lives, as they enter our bodies and cause direct harm. CNBC : Tesla will pay a fee of…
It’s strange this hasn’t come up yet. We’re going to need global warming for these anti-global warming cars to be viable. Big think? New York Post : Desperate Tesla owners in and around Chicago were seen trying to charge their vehicles with no luck amid…
2011: Elon Musk couldn’t stop laughing about BYD. Now, BYD is on the cusp of surpassing Tesla as the world’s #1 pure EV carmaker. Americans have been laughing at China for 25 years. And losing every fukkking time. pic.twitter.com/MmlKaGuLTu — S.L. Kanthan (@Kanthan2030) December 28,…
Elon about the future of self driving car pic.twitter.com/zC9wFoPfAc — True market Leader (@TmarketL) December 13, 2023 A friend is a huge Tesla/Elon fan. He commutes 1.5 hrs in his Tesla every day. Me asking him too many questions (like I often do): “Do you…
WATCH: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu tells Elon Musk he hopes he can work within the “confines” of the First Amendment to “stop anti-Semitism” on X. pic.twitter.com/MiGQAgm1TP — Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 (@infolibnews) September 18, 2023 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Netanyahu endorses Elon Musk for the “unofficial” President of…
This is ridiculous. Elon Musk made statements against the Democrats on All-In , then he tweeted about it. In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no…
pic.twitter.com/CfoJ3qdCRJ — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022 Вы согласны на этот бой? @KremlinRussia_E — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022 He’s also challenging Putin to single combat . Elon just wants people to think he’s cool. I don’t totally understand it, because I was…
How would you feel if someone was mean to you? You’d probably feel like someone should give you $137 million dollars, to make you feel better. Just the other day, I was out for the weekend in an area I don’t usually go, and I…
Elon Musk has made leaps and bounds in the area of dog homosexuality. But unfortunately, the space race has left him and his gay dog behind. Axios : The race between billionaires Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson to make suborbital space tourism a viable business…
I have a friend who is a shitcoiner. He was ultra-bullish on shitcoins, even after the recent crash. When he was bullish, I was hesitant. Now, he’s saying he thinks there’s going to be a more serious crash – because Joe Biden is going to…
Elon Musk had a chance to earn the love of the people. Had. No more. Now, Anonymous and others are working to bring down his crooked empire of exploding cars and failed rockets once and for all. Independent : The hacking group Anonymous has issued…
NIH Spent over $800,000 to study whether Japanese Quails are more Sexually promiscuous on cocaine. I think we could have simply polled the audience….and of course found they are… pic.twitter.com/lZYlRbyuun — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) May 25, 2021 Is it really “quails,” Dr. Paul? I’m…
I’m increasingly starting to believe that inflation will not cause a visible economic collapse for several years. The economy already has actually collapsed, of course. But basically, the government has devised a can-kicking plan to make it not obvious that the economy has collapsed for…
Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 11, 2020 Elon Musk might not be the hero we wanted,…
F*ck Elon Musk. — Lorena (@LorenaSGonzalez) May 10, 2020 An invasive Mexican overlord in California has tweeted “fuck Elon Musk” in response to Musk saying he is going to move the Tesla factory out of California in response to the infinity lockdown implemented by the…
Elon Musk’s Cybertruck presentation was one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week . And there have been a lot of funny things this week. The stock drop makes it funnier. Daily Mail : Shares of Tesla Inc fell more than six percent Friday…
