The virgin attempted bank robber This could be the single time a black ever stopped a crime. Kudos to him. CBC News : Hamilton police say they’re looking for two suspects after a male had his bike stolen while attempting to rob a bank on…
Free money is one of the best things you can get. Free money is right up there with a tattoo of a wizard fighting a dragon in terms of the best things to get. The nutty thing is that not only did the EU promise…
Some Japs think the penalty is too lenient, and he should’ve been forced to commit seppuku. Personally, I agree. Asahi Shimbun : A junior high school principal lost his job and retirement pay, believed to be around 20 million yen ($135,000), as punishment for overfilling…
 The shadow people epidemic is getting totally out of control. Shadow people – also known as “Porch Pirates” now, apparently, and formerly known as “Porch Monkeys” – are a mysterious phenomenon. The only thing we know is that they are creatures seemingly totally devoid…
Previously: American Cities Sue Hyundai, Kia for Not Making Diversity-Proof Cars What those Koreans don’t know is that niggas is be wiling. They should know. Oh, we’re going to make them know. And then… we’ll make them pay . Reuters : Hyundai Motor and Kia…
We don’t need no stinkin’ Walmart. This is Portland, nigger – we only eat what we kill. Washington Examiner : The last two Walmart stores in Portland, Oregon , are closing their doors as companies across the board experience surges in retail theft . The…
Serious country, by the way. Just so you understand: America is a very serious country. New York Post : They were gone in 240 seconds. Surveillance video from a Queens homeowner captured a team of catalytic-converter thieves in action, showing just how easy it is…
Oh yeah sure, Joshua Zitser. Thanks for the informative info. Why not just say “black women”? It’s almost more racist to be so conspicuous in saying “gang of female shoplifters.” Everyone knows you are talking about blacks, and you are basically just drawing attention to…
I think this is funny. WHDH : A man is facing charges after he allegedly stole a 400-pound slide from a playground and mounted it on a bunkbed in his home. Dustin Allen Bushnell, 30, of Burbank, Washington, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of…
To some extent I can tolerate the theft. It’s the niggary glee at screwing people over that annoys me. New York Post : Police are searching for a rhythmic thief who stole a straphanger’s wallet — then was caught on video dancing as she used…
You know, I was going to blame this on niggas bein’ nigs and incompetent black employees, but I can only blame this on the first thing. Well, that’s not true. I can call Apple’s policy makers faggots and add that to the list. CBS :…
Zarius Jawone Brown, Lindsey Daniels. No shit they didn’t think it through. Blacks are too stupid to think things through. Also, why would you steal a bobcat and a dump truck? Did they want to try to dig into a bank vault and load the…
He gets bonus points for not using the stolen credit card info directly, but loses on not buying prepaid cards and buying stuff online. The negros are slowly learning. NBC4I : Police are asking for the public’s help identifying a man suspected of stealing mail…
Niggers lurv dem sneakers. Oh sorry, “ nig-dogs ” love shoes. And the police is wisening up to that fact. Vice has uncovered a lolzy police scheme to arrest nig-dog future criminals by baiting them with sneakers. First things first though. Look! It’s nigger-Trotsky! LMAO.…
Donesha Gowdy. What’s the problem here? A suspect was fleeing and not responding and he was told it was acceptable to taze children over the age of seven. What was he supposed to do? Tackle her? I’m pretty sure that if a fully grown man…
Honestly, I’m surprised that this doesn’t happen more often. Hospitals seem like they would be easy targets, and every time a nagger wants to nig on someone there they usually pull it off. Sitting ducks. It’s good most Blacks haven’t begun to understand this yet.…
PewTube is being a pain, so you need to watch the video on the news site. Technically, it’s strangling. It’s like poisonous and venomous. Choking is when you swallow something and can’t breathe, strangling is when the nagger is making you unable to breathe. NBC…
Alex Jerome Haggerty. Imagine. My. Shock. ABC : A bond amount has been set for the suspect in the disappearance of a Houston woman who has been missing for three weeks. Bond was set at $15,000 for Alex Jerome Haggerty. The state wanted a higher…
There are very few recreational activities I can think of which are Whiter than racquetball. Fox News : Central West End’s St. Louis Racquet Club is looking a little different these days. The domed arch over the side doorway is just a wooden skeleton. Its…
It’s gotten to the point that I can’t get mad at these crimes and I just think “nigga, da fuck you b doin?” Like, in this case. Obviously they’re planning to sell these items, but this doesn’t make much sense to me. They got like,…
