Apple CEO Rim Cook is a loud and proud pederast. Elon Musk went to visit homosexual Apple CEO Rim Cook at the Apple HQ on Wednesday, and tweeted that disease-riddled freak never had any plan to ban Twitter from the App Store. Good conversation. Among…
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FCC Demands TikTok be Banned for Stealing People’s Data
Why would China want to steal the data of random American teenagers? Is the theory that someone in China is planning to masturbate to these dance videos? What is the threat here? New York Post : Popular video sharing app TikTok is a wolf in…
Apple Just Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Raping Kids
Apple is a moral company. They just want to check on you to make sure you’re not raping kids. New York Post : Apple unveiled plans to scan US iPhones for images of child sexual abuse, drawing applause from child protection groups but raising concern…
Rim Cook Bans Xbox Games from iPhone – Is There Any Reason to Own an iPhone Anymore?
Apple CEO and vicious, bloodsucking homosexual “Rim Cook” took over the company following the death of Steve Jobs in 2011. Nearly a decade after his death, there is virtually nothing left of the once-great company. Despite the fact that the company’s stock is as idiotically…
Apple Gives $100 Million More for Them Programs for Good Boys
The unfinished work of racial justice and equality call us all to account. Things must change, and Apple's committed to being a force for that change. Today, I'm proud to announce Apple’s Racial Equity and Justice Initiative, with a $100 million commitment. pic.twitter.com/AoYafq2xlp — Tim…
iPhone Batteries are Dying After Tim Cook Gave AIDS to iOS 13
Imagine paying $1,000-1,400 for an iPhone only to have it contract AIDS after a software update. Daily Mail : Apple’s new iOS13 update ‘continues to be a disaster zone’, with users reporting that it drains their batteries . Multiple reports have claimed the iOS 13.1.2…
Donald Trump is Right Again! This Time About Something That MATTERS to EVERYONE!
Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need? To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2019 It really was just a dumb, stupid thing to remove the button.…
iPhone Owners Accuse Apple of Slowing Down Their iPhones Prior to Release of the iPhone 11
Apple wants you to buy another iPhone even though the iPhone 11 has substantively little if any real changes over previous models. But it does come in six different colors! People on the Internet are accusing Apple of deliberately slowing down their iPhones in order…
Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
ULTRA WIDE The disgusting faggot Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone and called it “a new model.” The new iPhone 11 sports 3 anuses on its back and can go “ultra-wide.” This really…
Trump Calls Tim Cook by His Secret Name – “Tim Apple”
At a meeting at the White House for the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board to discuss technology eduction and jobs, Donald Trump referred to Tim Cook as his secret name, “Tim Apple.” Some people would find this funny, and something you would expect a 70-year-old…
Apple Stupidly Prepares to Release Three New iPhone Models in 2019
Looks like Apple is preparing to release three new iPhone models in 2019 none of which will have any significant or substantive improvements over previous iPhone models. New reports about Apple’s plans for 2019 have started to leak in the media. Despite declining iPhone sales,…
After Apple Announces Cellphone Market Collapse, Samsung Does Same
Yes. The era of paying $800 for a new phone every year is definitely over. The only replacements from anyone normal at this point are going to be after drops or because of planned obsolesce battery-drain conspiracies. CNBC : Samsung Electronics said on Tuesday that…
Apple’s Faggot CEO Plans to Save the Company by Begging People to Upgrade Their iPhones
The homosexual CEO of Apple Tim Cook is doubling down on his plan to sell unlimited iPhones. He appears to have zero interest in developing innovative new technologies like his predecessor did. Over the past couple of years, we at the Daily Stormer predicted that…
Homosexual Psychopath Rim Cook Gets Award from Jew ADL, Says Not Censoring is a “Sin”
Legacy YouTuber Mark Dice just did a video about the “Jewish ADL.” I’m guessing he already sees the ban coming and so is just going full-on. The Jews are going full-on, so it’s time for us to do the same, kids. Rim Cook is certainly…
Elle Reeve Interviews Rim Cook on Why He Engaged in Conspiracy to Silence Alex Jones
VICE News: making silencing people who disagree with the ruling class hip and cool again. Elle Reeve, the fetal alcohol syndrome baby who has played a key role in organizing public opinion to silence the Alt-Right, has now moved on to helping big tech companies…
Apple BTFO: Chinks to Release “All-Screen” Phone Without Shitty Notch
Who’d pay a thousand dollars for this shit? Having a phone that’s “all-screen” is actually a pretty neat idea. Smartphones have been heading in that direction for quite a while. So it was only natural that Apple would try their hand at it. Unfortunately, their…
Female Kikes Make Trump Typo a Top News Item, Refuse to Hold GRIDS-Ridden Tim Cook Responsible
A couple of kike whores have made a top news story out of the fact that President Trump made a typo on Twitter when welcoming his wife home from the hospital. CNN : President Donald Trump welcomed first lady Melania Trump home from the hospital…
US Joins List of Countries Suing Faggot Apple Over Programmed Obsolescence
Almost more insulting than the Apple homosexual plot to slow down people’s phones so they’ll have to keep buying new ones was their response – “oh, CIS males, we’ll give you a discount on a battery to show you how sorry we are for fagging…
Homo Apple CEO Tim Cook Receives Massive Raise After Running Company Into the Ground
I’d be laughing too if I was paid 12 million dollars to be a faggot and drive companies into the ground. As we recently reported , Apple’s iPhone X sales have been lagging behind expectations significantly. Given that this is their current flagship product and…
Does the iPhone X Launch Mark Apple’s Peak as a Tech Company?
Behold the insanity of our consumer driven culture. These people were overjoyed after having the “privilege” of buying the overpriced iPhone X that offers little improvement over previous iPhone versions. Apple’s new iPhone X launched the other day. Apple is wagering that that the average…
















