This dude doesn’t afraid of anything. People be like “bro, you gonna die – your pod is doomed.” He’s like “I was born to die.” New York Post : OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush ignored a flood of hair-raising red flags about the company’s Titan submersible…
they’re saying implosion for the titan submersible & all i can think of is that episode of mythbusters where they built a body and sent it underwater & let it get decompressed pic.twitter.com/JUDUnZ9nn7 — cam ✨ (@IcedFrapp) June 22, 2023 And then came the gayest…
I was shocked to my core when these people in the media, 72 hours after the doomed pod went missing, were talking about “oh well, we need to hurry up because they’re running out of oxygen.” Nigga, they dead. They been dead. Anyone who got…
James Cameron and the submariner community knew the sub was gone. The media and the government perpetuated the fiction that there was a chance they were alive to distract us. pic.twitter.com/ikUvdQCoiH — JD’s Coke Habit (@JDsBadHabit) June 23, 2023 The number one expert on the…
Dead moron “Stockton Rush” (is that a real name?) picked the shittiest possible blutooth gamepad to control his death pod. He thought it would not be inspirational to have anyone who had any idea what they were doing involved with his death pod. New York…
Previously: Retards Who Went Into Pod to View Titanic for Tourist Purposes Disappear I wrote my first article about the Doomed Pod, asserting that it was a Doomed Pup, hours before any information about it came out. You don’t lose any underwater persons for 12…
I thought briefly about making that joke about Don Lemon saying that MH370 could have disappeared into a black hole, but then I thought: “Tucker Carlson brought that up so often, it sort of isn’t really that funny anymore.” Probably, the pod was eaten by…
Greta Thunberg has made it pretty clear that Climate Change is the fault of people who eat meat, drive non-Tesla cars, and fly on planes and stuff — which in more direct terms means that you, personally, are responsible for it. Apparently, that wasn’t enough…
Normies like Titanic. Normies like Harry Potter. Some normies, I’ve been told, even like Doctor Who (I’m not sure why). You know what normies don’t like? When activist groups distort elements of these beloved movies and television programs to make convoluted political statements. And, would…
Oh Twitter. You thought this censorship stuff was going to end well? That didn’t take long! Just after Germany’s new, even more totalitarian censorship laws were enacted, I predicted it would spell the end of social media as we know it for Germans. Just two…
