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Tom Looks Fine, Jeez. Or, Well, That Tom Does.

People are shit-talking Tom Cruise over plastic surgery seen for the first time at the Super Bowl that looks fine. He’s 62 and he’s a movie star, he’s gonna have some work done, he didn’t go crazy with it, it looks fine. Yeah, when you…

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Dumb Old Slut Gisele Cries About Ruining Her Family

Gisele Bundchen breaks down in tears over 'death of a dream' Tom Brady divorce https://t.co/NXQtFdc8pw 🎥 Hulu pic.twitter.com/W5ncs2KnvZ — Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) March 6, 2024 It was revealed last month that Gisele was cheating on Tom Brady before they got divorced with a rando…

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It’s Always Too Little, Too Late

We should all be outraged by Gisele leaving Tom Brady. Tom is the best of us, he’s a handsome super-star, and he can’t get a marriage to work. So what then do you think your prospects are? Tom is of course just the latest on…

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My Apologies to Tom Brady

Tom Brady won his 7th Super Bowl on Sunday night, to the stomps and claps of excited fans. I want to personally apologize to Tom, as I publicly stated years ago that his career was over and he should quit. This is probably more than…

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No One Even Wants to Go to the Super Bowl

Tom Brady is somehow back at the Super Bowl again this year (which is really incredible and something I didn’t think would happen), but in a Twilight Zonesque twist, no one is interested in attending the event. Sports used to be the only thing in…

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Negro Felon League: Championship Games Decline in Ratings

Even in a league dominated by monkeys the White master race prevails! This past weekend the Negro Felon League held their conference championship games. As predicted, the ratings were down from last year’s contests. Chicago Tribune : More than 40 million people watched the NFL’s…

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Meme Magic: Team Trump Won the Big Game

For the White race, it's never over. #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/NrQ7YgkzgP — Richard 🐸 Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) February 6, 2017 I knew ol’ Tom would come through. I didn’t watch the game and don’t know anything about sports. I have never watched them, not for any political reason,…

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Tom Brady is a Good Guy

I don’t personally watch monkeyball. That isn’t even some kind of ideological thing, I just never got into team sports at all. But I think Tom Brady is a pretty good guy. He’s always struck me as very wholesome and gentlemanly. A good Irish Catholic…

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